I have to disagree with him on "My Immortal," though not about its depression factor. It is definitely slit-your-wrists music. But in it she says she held his hand "through the years," so I have no idea where he got the short-term relationship thing from. Factual errors degrade snark!

(Rest of the list is hilarious. Tell Laura I Love Her! I forgot that one. I'm surprised he didn't mention "Leader of the Pack" too.)