*blinks*

[kyburg]

Dude, Thanksgiving is looking like 19 people.

..

Dude, they don't make turkeys big enough for that many people.

..

Oh, well. We'll have a ham, too.

And did I tell you Jim is working this Thanksgiving? Yeah. He's working.

*FWUMP*

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[riverheart.livejournal.com]

smoking a turkey

I've known people to smoke some weird stuff in their time: corn cobs, sunflower seeds, grass (lawn clippings, to be precise), manzanita bark...but wouldn't a turkey be awfully hard to light?

(ducks and runs)