I think being straight is one of the very *few* ways that I'm "average". And I'm with you, I don't have very many friends that *are* "normal"... they're either bent, or poly, or at the very least a filker, and you can't be in filk without running into some, ah, interesting people and having to deal with them at face value...

Tell you what, you've got cake, I'll bring the ice cream makin's and the liquid nitrogen, and we'll have a good old time...