I can tell you now.

[kyburg]

My yuletide assignment? Well, the reveals are in - and here it is:

http://yuletidetreasure.org/archive/63/weightsmeasures.html

Yup. Pinky and The Brain pr0n. PG-13, and I'm going straight to hell...but at least I can hold some confidence in my ability to write to prompts....ANY prompts.

Straight. To. Hell.