w00t w00t booyah

You poor thing. No, I mean it. I say that every year, and that never changes.

I may be the easiest person to write for, or the worst. Because I never give much direction and the choices I make are often wildly divergent from each other - so you probably can't even tell what I like, right?

To be honest, none of the 'my hear yearns for this' fandoms showed up in the tag list, so I have done my best to choose from the 'this will be a good ride' side of things.

Feel free to indulge yourself.

I only ask you to be kind, keep it on the side of the angels and yes, I like the A/B/O stuff.

You poor thing. No, I mean it. You're probably looking at my choices and shaking you head in abject confusion. It's okay, I've seen it before and it's totally okay.

If you look at my AO3 profile, you are probably wondering WTF I was thinking, choosing what I did to put on request - it's really simple.

I just don't hear much from those corners of my interests, and this is a great time to shake things loose and clean out the cobwebs.

I'm one of those people who just doesn't give a fuck about being the target demographic. Wild Wild West and Nero Wolfe trend towards the misogynist, Pokemon is for kids.

Yeah, well. Sure. Let's see if we can do something about that. If these are that, take a stab at WHY. I've always maintained that for one stupid thing we do to women, we do two stupid things to men and wonder why we end up with people who can't stand themselves or people in general, let alone calling out their hatred of women. So, let's work with that.

If we are adults, instead of children.

If you pulled Pokemon, tell me about the adults. They were all challengers and ultimately champions - then what? You don't get to journey forever, and someone has to keep the lights on at the Pokemon Centers. I am playing Go, I am loving it - and I love the gym leaders. (#TeamValor)

I love stories with clearly defined beginning, middle and end. Wrap it up with a pretty bow and I am SET.

I am also a California native, and took the Western Literature class (I'd already read EVERYTHING on the SF Literature class, so I wanted something more) in college - WWW is one of those that sings to me in the oddest moments. I know their world, I know where they went and why and the steampunk elements just frost the cake there for me.

I have the Nero Wolfe cookbook. That should tell you something.

I hope you have a wonderful time writing my story - please, indulge and enjoy yourself. Thank you so much in advance. Thank you thank you thank you!

I've signed up for yuletide.

Fear, y'all.

I've signed up for yuletide.

Fear, y'all.

THEY LOVE IT.

Best. Christmas Present. EVAR.

I don't want to admit how little time I spent on this. If it's any good, it's sheer chance.

There was a lot of thinking time, but when it came down to putting the words to paper...less than four hours.

But it approaches three thousand words in length. That's right. I can put down nearly a thousand words an hour, interrupted and distracted to hell and breakfast.

I was really looking forward to sitting down and writing. What I discovered is that I can do it without thinking much about it, and not hating everything that came out.

Less than four hours, carved out of my schedule with a sharp knife. BUT I DID IT.

(With less than ten hours to spare. Meep.)

I don't want to admit how little time I spent on this. If it's any good, it's sheer chance.

There was a lot of thinking time, but when it came down to putting the words to paper...less than four hours.

But it approaches three thousand words in length. That's right. I can put down nearly a thousand words an hour, interrupted and distracted to hell and breakfast.

I was really looking forward to sitting down and writing. What I discovered is that I can do it without thinking much about it, and not hating everything that came out.

Less than four hours, carved out of my schedule with a sharp knife. BUT I DID IT.

(With less than ten hours to spare. Meep.)

Just got my Yuletide assignment, and it is totally FULL of win. This...is going to be a total pleasure on top of pumpkin custard creme brulee with whipped cream and maple sugar jimmies.

Yes, yes it is.

To the bad - I'm coughing again. Coming soon, big fever and likely crashing tonight sick as a dog.

Jim's already there. Which probably means I'm not sick. No, really. Can't possibly be.

My yuletide assignment? Well, the reveals are in - and here it is:

http://yuletidetreasure.org/archive/63/weightsmeasures.html

Yup. Pinky and The Brain pr0n. PG-13, and I'm going straight to hell...but at least I can hold some confidence in my ability to write to prompts....ANY prompts.

Straight. To. Hell.

My yuletide assignment? Well, the reveals are in - and here it is:

http://yuletidetreasure.org/archive/63/weightsmeasures.html

Yup. Pinky and The Brain pr0n. PG-13, and I'm going straight to hell...but at least I can hold some confidence in my ability to write to prompts....ANY prompts.

Straight. To. Hell.