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kyburg ([personal profile] kyburg) wrote2002-05-04 09:53 am

Lazy and out of time...

Going to the Wild Animal Park in San Diego today --

But first --


Check it out, man! How evil are you?


My friend, I'm sorry. There's no way in hell that you will ever be evil. You're as soft as the fur on your belly. You love everything. You're a friggin baby unicorn! I mean, sure, when you're grown-up, you're elegant and such, but.... you're pudgy and.. ugh. If you ever killed someone, it was most likely because you were too adorable.


Can't blame a girl for trying...