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buzzfeed:

Former Vice President Joe Biden knows about the Obama/Biden bromance memes — and he’s got a favorite:

IT’S TRUE

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cannibaliza:

camwyn:

cookienun:

iraffiruse:

Technology then and now

at first i thought it was the same number then I noticed it said GB and damn

As one of the tech review magazines said a few years ago when the first 32 GB micro SD cards came out, “At last it is possible for a single human being to accidentally swallow all of the data collected by the Apollo Program.”

now that is a review

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I FELL IN A UKULELE HOLE

Born to Uke plus Age Pryor and Andy Morley-Hall of the Wellington International Ukulele Orchestra soundcheck with a cover of Jessie J’s “Price Tag”. 

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skadi-again-again:

althor42:

misha-in-the-tardis-at221b:

in-demigodishness-and-all-that:

constitutionclass:

england-made-a-spooky-blog-and:

nega-che-chalaga:

salt-water-chardonnay:

latinagabi:

thenoodledude:

emergencysalsa:

Tumblr: #this fucking donut #can we talk about this fucking donut for a minute #can we #because on this donut #the sprinkles just comfortably melt into the icing #you can tell that they are so perfectly in tune with each other #and they’ve come so far from when the sprinkles just sort of sat on top #barely touching for fear of rejection #just ugh I can’t #otp: comfortably melting

4chan: here’s a picture of someone putting their dick in a donut.

reddit: that donut needs to go back into the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

academia.edu: Here is a pdf of the seminar paper I wrote about the erotics/poetics/semiotics/science of donut eating.

deviantArt:I did not steal this donut. I traced it so now it’s mine.

It got better

Fanfic.net: The donut is the setting for a high school AU, were two sprinkles meet and realise they have more in common than they ever thought possible, however, the mean chocolate sauce has caught wind of their secret relationship. Will they be able to make it together before it’s too late? M for a lemon flavoured donut.

This has officially become one of my favorite posts.

I JUST REBLOGGED BUT FANFIC MADE IT PERFECT

Ladies and gentlemen, I present you with: The Internet.

archiveofourown.org: Graphic Depictions of Gluten, doughut/sprinkles, doughnut/glaze, doughnut/sprinkles/glaze, doughnut - character, sprinkles - character, glaze - character, dsg threesome, first time, morning doughnuts, AU - doughnutverse, omg i don’t even know, knotting

LOL

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copperbadge:

memprime:

@copperbadge I found another one.

They call to us! :D 

These warm my heart, all these signs. 

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Don’t Plant Those “Bee-Friendly” Wildflowers Cheerios Is Giving Away:

themightyfluffyone:

breelandwalker:

@wind-voice Yup that’s what I was afraid of.

I’ll just plant them indoors instead.

well fuck

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cmog:

“Even though I know glass well, and I’ve worked with it so much, I feel like I’m completely a beginner again–a beginner with knowledge–and I think this is a very different way of working then I’ve done so far,” says artist Anna Mlasowsky about the Special Glass Residency, a partnership with The Corning Museum of Glass and Corning Incorporated. “Having that new technology and different types of materials that are so un-glass like, I’m able to develop a project that has nothing to do with any of the projects that I’ve been doing before.”

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mideast-nrthafrica-cntrlasia:

africanqueen2002:

mideast-nrthafrica-cntrlasia:

Shab-e Yalda mobarak

This is beautiful 😍❤👂

one thing I love about this is the way they keep looking at each other

it’s like they’re reading each other’s minds & giving silent compliments with their smiles & facial expressions

it’s just so wholesome & pure 

😍

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prorevenge:

About 6 or 7 months ago, my neighbor got a drone. I don’t mind people having hobbies, but for some reason he insisted on flying like the biggest jerk possible. He would hover in front of other houses and windows, try to “race” cars going down the road, and worst of all he had a habit of flying his drone in my fenced back yard buzzing over my dog, diving low just over my dogs head before circling around to do it again. My dog isn’t small, he’s about 70lbs and a Malamute, but the drone terrified him, and I was worried what would happen if it hit him.

I asked my neighbor several times to please not fly in my yard and explained that it was scaring my dog, he basically told me to get lost and laughed in my face. When it still continued, I called the police. Unfortunately there wasn’t much they could do other than ask him to please not fly over my house/property.

Finally, in late December it happened - my dog got tired of his shit and managed to catch the drone right as it was diving towards him. He shredded the drone, the thing was just a jumbled mess of wires and plastic.

Neighbor was pissed. He stormed over to my house swearing and threatening me, which I ignored. A week later, I got a summons to small claims court - he wanted $900 for the cost of his drone and an additional $300 for supposedly denying him access to his property (the drone sat in my yard for a couple hours before it was retrieved). F*ck that. He could have killed my dog. I don’t have kids or a girlfriend, I just have my dog who is my best friend for the past 7 years. That dog has moved with me three times, was there when I graduated college, saw me buy my first house and my first new car. I love my dog.

Went to LegalAdvice, got some great help from them. Turns out, him suing me was the best thing to ever happen. When we got to small claims court, the judge basically laughed away his claims that I had intentionally trained my dog to attack his drone. But little did he know I was prepared. I had dozens of photos of my yard showing it was impossible for him to “accidentally” fly that low to my dog, videos of him harassing my dog in the past, and I had saved all my medical bills from taking my dog to the vet. $700 for an xray? Check. Another $250 to sedate him during? Why not, don’t want him being uncomfortable. Full dental exam with tooth cleaning/repair? $400. Then there was the cost of anti-anxiety meds and a secondary check up, wet food for a week in case his teeth were hurt, and extra just for good measure. In the end, the a-hole ended up owing me almost $2,000, and now is being investigated by the FAA for not having a registered drone and violating several FAA regulations concerning drone flight, too near an airport, too close to other people, out of sight of operator and waaay above the maximum altitude.

Enjoy never being allowed to fly drones again, d*ck.

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ms-meredith-milton:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

dubiousculturalartifact:

*this* is the Captain America we need to be hearing from right now, not ‘fascism made edgy for plot-twists’

THE REAL STEVE ROGERS

Happy St. Patrick’s day.

#immigrants #real patriotism

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micdotcom:

The original ‘Beauty and the Beast’ cartoon was a metaphor for AIDS

During a sit-down with Attitude magazine, Bill Condon — who has directed the new Beauty and the Beast — discussed how the animated feature’s lyricist, Howard Ashman, had HIV, and saw himself reflected in the film’s material.

Presented with the initial story ideas, which mostly centered around Belle and her plight, Ashman allegedly pushed for the story take a more sympathetic look at her romantic interest, the titular Beast.

Ashman died from complications related to AIDS on March 14, 1991, just four days after the film’s first screening. He was remembered as one of the first openly gay men in show business. Read more (3/1/17 3:56)

I miss him so much.

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copperbadge:

emiliascorner:

lordpudi:

cloverture:

cloverture:

there’s a website where you put in two musicians/artists and it makes a playlist that slowly transitions from one musician’s style of music to the other’s

it’s really fun

lady gaga -> napalm death takes a weird detour through epic rap battles of history

I ran a couple of names through this but they pick really weird versions of the start and end artists – like, I ran Woody Guthrie to Smashmouth and they picked a Woodie Guthrie cover of a children’s song and Smashmouth’s cover of “Why Can’t We Be Friends”. Like. Get me from Pretty Boy Floyd to Walkin’ On The Sun at least. 

I can’t wait to try out Barry Manilow to POLYSICS via Aerosmith.
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theawkwardterrier:

Favorite fic aesthetics 16/?: Exclusive by @copperbadge

Heroes In Manhattan: From Captain America’s Hidden Talents To The Truth About The Hulk, We Debunk The Myths And Expose The Daily Lives Of The Avengers.

Oh thank you! This is delightful, I love the images you picked. Can I link it from the fic? Or would you be willing to post it to AO3 and link it as inspired by? Whichever you prefer :) 

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wrenberries:

angelsrevolution:

culturenlifestyle:

Photographs That Show Action Figures Interacting with Everyday Objects

Japan, Osaka-based photographer Hotkenobi stages action figures in real life settings to create a series of quirky photographers.

Keep reading

@batwarriordiet @writersrandomramblings

This is awesome.

These just keep getting better.

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thepioden:

elf-kid2:

confessionsofbirthmothers:

onlyblackgirl:

If you’re adopted internationally into the United States, BY adoption LAWS you’re legally a citizen, but you still have to apply for documentation and if it’s not done by the age of 18 you have to pay over $500 and get a judge to reopen your adoption case. 

Even More Fun Fact: No one actually tells adoptive families, this so many find out after they’re 18 when their kid needs to get a passport, wants to apply for financial aid, get certain jobs, vote or some other shit that requires proof of citizenship and now it’s too late because they’re 18 or over. 

AND EVEN MORE FUN FACT! You can sometimes even be deported because you can be considered foreign-born, non-citizens! 

Oh and they won’t accept adoption papers or a birth certificate as proof. 

Adoption is FUN. 

Do it now! Seriously. Even if you think you are safe. Do it.

Many people are finding that even a birth certificate is not valid proof anymore. Texas birth certificates are notorious. So notorious that I have 3 friends who can’t use them to get passports! Don’t think everything is hunky dory. You must nail down your citizenship.

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Plus the cost for your citizenship certificate is almost doubling this fall.

SIGNAL BOOST.

Some Naturalization/Citizenship Certificate tips from me, the person who front-end processes these forms for half the country: the passport people are absolute garbage at sending your Naturalization Certificate back to you. Unfortunately, they also require it for you to get a passport. If you don’t get it back, whine at them about it and they will probably cover the cost of the replacement.  

Also! It takes up to 12 months to get a replacement certificate. If you urgently need your Natz Cert to visit your dying relative in another country, the word you want to use is ‘Expedite’. Not ‘ASAP’. Not ‘rush’. Expedite. Write a letter explaining why you need it expedited, if you do. Otherwise the USCIS data-entry grunts (me!) aren’t allowed to throw it into the expedite line and it gets relegated to the Backlog Crypts. 

Also! You need to get a new Naturalization Certificate if your name and/or gender legally changes, because a lot of places want your proof of citizenship for things like Social Security and student loans and Medicaid/EBT/welfare benefits and drivers’ licenses. 

ALSO ALSO both the N600 ($600) that you use to apply for your Naturalization Certificate in the first place and N565 ($345) that you use to apply for a replacement certificate are eligible for FEE WAIVERS. It’s called an I912. Learn it, love it, use it. 

Please for your sake make sure you are using the current version of the form. The most common reason I have to reject an N565 is because someone sent me something that expired in 2013. The current one is seven pages long. Please send the government all seven of them. 

I can speak to this, we adopted from Taiwan… citizen when he hit the ground…and it took seven years to get the certificate of citizenship, plus $700, plus showing up at DHS…for something he was entitled to already.

You can’t tell me about undocumented immigration - nobody can get the paperwork done!

We WERE told, BTW. This is how long it took with people who knew to do it, how to navigate the system, all that.

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I’ve just become Memorandom on Memrise - the best place to learn any language



Yup. Brushing up the German.

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lightshadowverisimilitude:

rose-on-the-mountain:

lightshadowverisimilitude:

Ladyshadowdrake has had a massively bad day. 

Link me cute animals being cute and precious and come ask me about tentacles, or whatever.

so, if octopus have tastebuds on their arms, then do tentacle monsters….sortof pet their food before they eat it? 

“SHAD GET YOUR ARM OUT OF THE ICECREAM, AND GET A BOWL LIKE A GOOD DENZIEN.”

WHAT? How did I never realize that tastebud-suckers were a thing??

That puts a whole new spin on snuggly tentacle creatures who cuddle with people, now doesn’t it? 

I swear, I just want to give you a hug.

Rose wins at life.  Again!  

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Is this thing on? Aka Purim!:

copperbadge:

drownedinlight:

So Purim starts this Saturday 3/11/17 at sundown. I had a request way back when from some Jewish members of the team to stream a version of the Esther story that I have. So for anyone who can’t make it to a Seder come celebrate with us! I’ll open the stream at around 6:30 pm mountain time when I get home for the day.

A heads-up ahead of time! Light will be streaming the story of Esther for Purim. I’ll reblog closer to time too. 

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