kyburg | My tweets (Reply)

Thu, 12:15: RT @gsp1984: These two pictures will be viewed/judged identically by our children and their children. http://t.co/h7Of89m0
Thu, 12:42: RT @raettig: There's no 'I' in 'team'. But there IS a 'U' in 'fucker'.
Thu, 12:44: RT @nprmonkeysee: Did you know there's a world of acoustic covers that seem to exist only on the Coffee House XM station? On now: "Your ...
Thu, 12:47: Reading niece's updates on FB almost make me want to shut the whole thing down. #wrong #Sis Being good, but hard. This is winning?
Thu, 21:29: I would like a mai tai as big as my head. With fruit salad and an umbrella. Make it snappy. #yeahright
Thu, 21:35: RT @TFabris: My company is hiring for a build engineer and other stuff. If interested, email me directly; I get a referral bonus. http: ...
Thu, 21:37: RT @SocialJerkBlog: A large portion of that home visit was spent trying to keep the lhasa apso from raping the cat.
Thu, 21:38: RT @robertjbennett: Anyone who says, "Liberal arts majors are useless," probably can't write a concise, coherent essay explaining why.
Thu, 21:38: RT @robertjbennett: You can be a smart motherfucker with a bunch of complicated ideas, but if you can't write an email explaining any of ...
Thu, 21:42: Let's face it, the fruit salad by itself would make me happy right now. Pineapple on a stick? Yes, please.

Thu, 21:48: RT @UnvirtuousAbbey: As a group-building activity, we are going to see the Avengers. Monks! Assemble!
Fri, 11:56: RT @altonbrown: And just so you know...I am working on a zombie cooking show spoof.
Fri, 11:56: RT @altonbrown: brain brûlée, brain chili, brain cake, brain sliders, brain on the half skull...
Fri, 11:59: Fella pulls in at 4 AM-union contract DONE. Like, full of win raises, no cost increases or copays hc, MORE education, dental $$ done. #seiu

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