Doing Laundry?

Those pants I thought were too large?

Are already a size 14.

So I'm to go down to a size 12, even though I'm still above 150 lbs.

Lands End, you are SO smoking crack.

But I'll give it a shot, anyway. WTF.

This only goes to show that when it comes to losing weight, body contours or anything else of that ilk - I'm going to be an outstanding example of "this does not apply."

Nothing "fits" - I can wear something comfortable, but don't ask for a fashion plate, I don't have the features and never will (without a whole lot of surgery which I won't do). And ghad, don't suggest a corset. I've already seen the limit of what a corset will correct. I don't have the undercarriage - *laughs.*

Doing Laundry?

Those pants I thought were too large?

Are already a size 14.

So I'm to go down to a size 12, even though I'm still above 150 lbs.

Lands End, you are SO smoking crack.

But I'll give it a shot, anyway. WTF.

This only goes to show that when it comes to losing weight, body contours or anything else of that ilk - I'm going to be an outstanding example of "this does not apply."

Nothing "fits" - I can wear something comfortable, but don't ask for a fashion plate, I don't have the features and never will (without a whole lot of surgery which I won't do). And ghad, don't suggest a corset. I've already seen the limit of what a corset will correct. I don't have the undercarriage - *laughs.*

Doing Laundry?

Those pants I thought were too large?

Are already a size 14.

So I'm to go down to a size 12, even though I'm still above 150 lbs.

Lands End, you are SO smoking crack.

But I'll give it a shot, anyway. WTF.

This only goes to show that when it comes to losing weight, body contours or anything else of that ilk - I'm going to be an outstanding example of "this does not apply."

Nothing "fits" - I can wear something comfortable, but don't ask for a fashion plate, I don't have the features and never will (without a whole lot of surgery which I won't do). And ghad, don't suggest a corset. I've already seen the limit of what a corset will correct. I don't have the undercarriage - *laughs.*

*drumroll*

Female. Tada.

What a fucking waste of time.

*drumroll*

Female. Tada.

What a fucking waste of time.

*drumroll*

Female. Tada.

What a fucking waste of time.