You know, this was a whole lot more fun when it was classroom valentines in a box you could hug when you got them home.
No steak, no blowjobs or anything close to needing either.
I've delivered flowers for extra cash on Valentine's Day - believe me, you get a completely different perspective on the holiday that way.
Send flowers to your kid's teachers, for example. That'll do it for you.
Those bloody roses don't smell worth beans and ghad, they are BORING. I don't get it.
Since I am still eating down the chocolate from Christmas (no kidding), the five pound box ain't happening this year - but some small heart-shaped tokens are, with some whack. It's tradition in this household.
Saving it for the fella's birthday next month, I am. Make a whole lot more sense.