My tweets

[kyburg]

• Wed, 15:13: I'm at Carson Town Center (Carson, CA) http://t.co/Yk9OW7Bx
• Wed, 19:33: RT @AntDeRosa: Current "On Notice" list for @GovChristie http://t.co/LFVhdazV
• Wed, 19:39: 2013, you have a week to get rid of the 2012 leftovers. Mean it.
• Wed, 19:42: Things discovered trying to write notes on the DS - I anchor my hand when writing. This translates to SCREECHING LINES ACROSS THE SCREEN.
• Wed, 19:42: Suffice it to say, I fear if I ever try to use a tablet to draw on. This would be bad.
• Wed, 19:58: Last night's dreams involved places of employment that were slowing falling apart (literally dissolving into debris)...and a tiger.
• Wed, 19:58: Which was just cruising around, checking out the mess...until someone pointed and me and yelled "THERE SHE IS!" And tiger, being a tiger?
• Wed, 19:59: I spent most of the night avoiding becoming tiger chow, and wondering how long it would take if I just quit running and let it get me.
• Wed, 20:00: Such a pretty, pretty ORANGE tiger, too. The rest of the world was so gray and depressing, too. Then I woke up.
• Wed, 20:03: I kept thinking how warm and soft it must be, and if I could tame it and ride it away. #tigertigertiger

• Wed, 20:03: Before it ate me, of course.
• Wed, 20:17: @redditgifts Thanks for confirming that neither I or my giftee received their stuff from Reddit Marketplace vendors! And then banning ME.
• Wed, 20:20: RT @MTVGeek: MY LITTLE PONY finally meets STAR TREK INTO DARKNESS http://t.co/sncqkvt0
• Wed, 20:31: RT @MaddowBlog: And speaking of the Violence Against Women Act... http://t.co/XAqlPgPl
• Wed, 20:59: RT @GovChristie: ICYMI: Video of my remarks from the press conference moments ago http://t.co/hvCQ46DO
• Wed, 23:24: RT @theDivaLea: 45 seconds of @potatofarmgirl's completely awesome Amethyst DC Nation short! http://t.co/CsnrEZn8”
• Thu, 00:30: Today included sharing epithets about diabetic spouses who don't make it on kidney transplant lists. Me, BTDT...her, just found out. #kick
• Thu, 00:31: I offered her a 'dammit doll' and she approved. #wishIdidntknowthismuch #SHITSHITSHITFUCKHELLPISSDAMNahem
• Thu, 06:27: RT @pattonoswalt: Sweet. Jesus. KDOC Channel 56's live 2012 New Year's Eve broadcast. Does ANYONE have the full show? I am speechless: h ...