Evil Here.

[kyburg]

I am so glad I don't deal with the general public. The one or two dumbasses who get through to me while they're having a bad day are enough.

Geez, lady - I'm sorry your deadlines to convert to GTIN got moved up six months, right into the holiday season - but I'd help you if I could. I can't - Uh, hello? Hello?

I really hate having to find out who someone's boss is. At another company. *rolls eyes*

So some kids got arrested for hurling pies at Ann Coulter. Perfectly good waste of custard, you ask me. Emotionally satisfying, but in the end, pointless.

I just saw the pictures and wondered something. Check it out for yourself:

Ann Coulter:



Tonya Harding:



Separated at birth? Mistaken identity?

Or just a couple of examples of blonde ambition gone bad? You be the judge.

I have now taken advantage of two people in the public eye for my own entertainment value.

Let's ban bleach.

(I really get tired of white people sometimes. I really, really do.)

Comments

[oblomova.livejournal.com]

Maybe they thought Ann looked hungry. Or maybe it was a response to her calling women at the Dem convention "pie wagons."

Personally, I think she's a dude in drag.

Hmmm....

[scarcrest.livejournal.com]

Tonya Harding at least served a purpose in the world. She was a reasonably good skater, and became an example of how not to conduct oneself. I guess you could say Coulter has done the latter, as well, but I'm not sure the lesson was worth it.

[diepunyhuman.livejournal.com]

oh wow, that's hilarious.

--and black people annoy the everliving shit out of me. friends of mine always crack up about it when they hear this from me, but i'm freakin' serious.

[diepunyhuman.livejournal.com]

WAIT! I have another!

pornstar shannon tweed!

[sunfell.livejournal.com]

Naah- Shannon looks like a woman- Coulter looks like she would have done better to be a guy. Considering the fact that she's so shrilly sexist (and shrill, period), it makes me wonder if she's hiding something... if you get my drift.

I hate my race too sometimes- especially the frickin' fake blondes that make those of us who are real cringe. Should I ever rule the world, I would outlaw bleached hair.

Sunfell
Grumpy blonde intellectual female person

[poetpaladin.livejournal.com]

You're Asian, remember? The soy sauce runs in our veins, my rovely sister.

[nsingman.livejournal.com]

I love white people! They're the only ones who can afford to hire me. Darn those cheapskate peoples of color! :-)

[diepunyhuman.livejournal.com]

my hair used to turn blonde in the summer. does that count?

:P

[sunfell.livejournal.com]

Solar bleaching is OK- I'm talking about bottle blondes.

Mine goes totally white in the sun.

[lux-ramone.livejournal.com]

Some white people are just too white.

[neintales.livejournal.com]

Noo.. no banning the bleach!

How would I get my mousey hair a brilliant, eye-searing pink if not for the bottle of bleach that must come first?!

*sobs*

[filkerdave.livejournal.com]

I want to do a threesome with the both of them.

[caitlin.livejournal.com]

Calling either of them trailer trash would be insulting... to those who legitimately ARE.

Oye.