I'm beginning to think I should shop myself around -
Then again, the last three conventions I worked? Nobody wanted to even know I had a first-aid card, let alone training. The liability, y'see. The insurance won't cover us if they know we have someone first-aid trained! (Swear it. I also believe it.)
I've been called cheerful - yes, cheerful - today. And "on it" - and lots of other nice little "pet me, ooh that feels nice" compliments.
By firemen. I adore fireman, if you haven't guessed. I did marry one. (Albeit a reluctant one, it does leave marks - Jim was a fireman in England for the Air Force back in the eighties.)
I promise, I will post a picture of me in CERT gear. You can use to kill rats/die laughing. Dorky doesn't begin to describe it.
And first-aid instruction officially puts me to sleep now. Pictures and all. Cue the gallows humor.
Then again, the last three conventions I worked? Nobody wanted to even know I had a first-aid card, let alone training. The liability, y'see. The insurance won't cover us if they know we have someone first-aid trained! (Swear it. I also believe it.)
I've been called cheerful - yes, cheerful - today. And "on it" - and lots of other nice little "pet me, ooh that feels nice" compliments.
By firemen. I adore fireman, if you haven't guessed. I did marry one. (Albeit a reluctant one, it does leave marks - Jim was a fireman in England for the Air Force back in the eighties.)
I promise, I will post a picture of me in CERT gear. You can use to kill rats/die laughing. Dorky doesn't begin to describe it.
And first-aid instruction officially puts me to sleep now. Pictures and all. Cue the gallows humor.