w00t w00t booyah

I'm having trouble believing he's only 20 pounds. Our old Maine coon weighed in at a nice sturdy 33 pounds at his top fighting weight, and he didn't look nearly as round at the belly and head as that. He didn't occlude as much of a person's frame as that one does. He didn't look strange at all.
He just looked...big.
Very big.
That's what all the dogs who met him thought, too.
We always kept him inside, better for him, but also a mercy for the innocent creatures he might encounter out there.
I mean, like buses, you know, stuff like that.