You've gotta be kidding me.

[kyburg]

Let me get this straight. You donated sperm, but couldn't have kids...and then you had kids, but not now because you got divorced...and you think the older ones look like you, so you want paternity tests on the other ones.

Riiiight.

Okay, you got me. Didn't see that one coming.

Kids. People lose their little minds. In ways that just leave me speechless. Like now.