kyburg | Tweets for Today

01:20 You assume that you know what others expect from you at work, ... More for Scorpio twittascope.com/?sign=8 #
07:14 I'm at Peninsula Montessori School 4sq.com/ojlmxk #
07:17 @seananmcguire Aw, nuts. #Eureka #
11:10 @magaliiiii @tommyisawesome Fuck the world. *drinks* #
11:12 @seananmcguire Frosted Flakes ... and ROOT BEER!! #iftheywerentscaredenoughbefore #
11:13 *sigh* Guess it's time to break out the Macarena again. Hey - it's cheesy, lame and a 12 count that fixes everything. Try it. #trustme #
11:16 @bigbigtruck Pretty pretty pictures, awesome. Just saying. BTW, school? You can always pick up classes in Pasadena. Ask Stan Sakai. #
12:07 @tommyisawesome @magaliiiii Adulthood? Is when they take the blocks off the starting line. Go! (And keep breathing.) #
12:08 @tommyisawesome @magaliiiii The bitch is they keep changing *when* they take the blocks off. #
12:09 @bigbigtruck Hey, it was a long swim from Hawaii. *snerk* You can always do school, if doing school makes sense. #
12:09 @naroomin Smudge. #
12:11 @seananmcguire I'm wondering if you could make a candy corn drink - not *with* but just like. I'm thinking a good ginmai sake base. #
12:13 @bakafox It's never a good idea to develop a taste for sake. You sleep a helluva lot more than you taste. #
12:18 I need a bag of candy corn. The ginmai sake, already at home in the fridge. Vanilla something, to be sure - but what. Hrm. #dumbass #
12:19 Fella was the one who did bartending school. He's going to look at me funny. Well, at least I'm not making AMVs on his computer. 9_9 #hee #
12:22 Proof I'm a dumbass. I'm thinking how to layer it. I'M A DUMBASS. #
12:24 The only way this is better is that I would stop after a few because I would be blotto. The real deal? Got another bag? #candycorn #
12:38 @bakafox One thing you *can't* do with this is use actual candy corn. The chemistry creates something you can varnish your floor with. :P #
12:57 The Humble Indie Bundle 3 (pay what you want for five cross-platform video games) t.co/mAahFo7 via @humble #
15:16 I really wish I didn't know good when I see it. #kids #school #
16:00 @amandapalmer If he doesn't...itty bitty kabong. #
16:01 Fella just called. He didn't lock the site for Saturday's birthday party. So help me, we're having it in the parking lot if we have to. #
16:02 And sincerely, if we have to hold it in the hospital (where he works) cafeteria, he gets to explain why. #nextdoor #FML #
16:03 Cake now downsized to cupcakes that we can eat standing up and everyone gets a toy. I LIKE IT. #
16:06 @downeyspace Ready or not, here comes your second birthday party on Saturday - sorry for the mixup! We'll still be there 2-3:30 PM. #
16:06 @downeyspace A bit of lawn is all we need - the main event is inside anyway! #happybirthdayxander #
19:50 We have our bit of lawn. We have our birthday party site. I also have a little boy resisting sleep like nobody's business. #
19:52 @3catsandababy No, nightmares would involve SLEEP. I know this one. #
19:54 @3catsandababy Safe and screaming is okay. Sticking fingers in ears and humming the national anthem also okay. #