How do you do "gardening" in l33t?
May. 25th, 2003 10:03 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
kyburgFear me. I have killed thousands.
Ants, that is. Many, many, many...MANY ants.
I have drowned them, gassed them and sprayed them. Squashed them. Cursed them. Had the dog pee on them. You name it.
I pulled weeds. Clipped sucker growth on rose bushes and my quince tree.
The guys ran cable all day long. They'll be back tomorrow. Tomorrow, I acquire satellite television.
The phone works. The walls have new holes in them.
Chugged a Jagermeister. Going to sleep now.
*fwomp*
Ants, that is. Many, many, many...MANY ants.
I have drowned them, gassed them and sprayed them. Squashed them. Cursed them. Had the dog pee on them. You name it.
I pulled weeds. Clipped sucker growth on rose bushes and my quince tree.
The guys ran cable all day long. They'll be back tomorrow. Tomorrow, I acquire satellite television.
The phone works. The walls have new holes in them.
Chugged a Jagermeister. Going to sleep now.
*fwomp*
