How do you do "gardening" in l33t?

[kyburg]

Fear me. I have killed thousands.

Ants, that is. Many, many, many...MANY ants.

I have drowned them, gassed them and sprayed them. Squashed them. Cursed them. Had the dog pee on them. You name it.

I pulled weeds. Clipped sucker growth on rose bushes and my quince tree.

The guys ran cable all day long. They'll be back tomorrow. Tomorrow, I acquire satellite television.

The phone works. The walls have new holes in them.

Chugged a Jagermeister. Going to sleep now.

*fwomp*

Comments

[longshot1980.livejournal.com]

You are a hero. Anyone who can wipe out legions of insects and take pride in it later deserves a medal. My lifetime kill total could be up in the millions. I've considered going into extermination as a line of work, which would make me even more frighteningly similar to Dale Gribble.

Boil An Anthill!

[miwasatoshi.livejournal.com]

You have gained a level. You are T3H MUNCHKIN!!!!

[auntiesiannan.livejournal.com]

OMG LIEK U R TEH L33T G4RD3N1Z0R!!!111!!!!

Ants hate mint. Plant mint.

[kyburg.livejournal.com]

Good idea. I shall do that ASAP. Thanks!