"...if you're a mother."
May. 8th, 2005 10:05 amI heard this too many times yesterday. I was able to flip off a quick "Yeah, my kitties will appreciate that" when the shopgirls wished Sis and I a "Happy Mother's Day."
Sis, it's a given. She has two of the nicest, well-brought up kids I know. I engage her son in many, many plots and schemes against her - he's my best ally. Bwahaha.
However.
If. *sighs*
Two months, and that stupid office still has no clue if I have insurance coverage for the things they want to do. Leave a message. It's not supposed to be this hard, is it? Wait, fucking wait wait.
Shopping? Score. I have a nice little flippy black with pink polka-dots number that won't stop traffic or injure wildlife. I just have to make sure I have the proper undergarments - and that they'll be sufficient. I am much diminished, but that happens every time I try to wear something besides jeans and a top.
Oh, and my hair. Will have to do something with that. I think.

Second orchid to pop open - isn't it pretty?
There are things to do, I'm sure. I'll call Mom and wish her a good one.
Motivated? I'm plenty motivated. See?

(I actually got that for Jim - saw it, couldn't resist it and we use it often.)
Bleh. Feh. Meh. Repeat.
Sis, it's a given. She has two of the nicest, well-brought up kids I know. I engage her son in many, many plots and schemes against her - he's my best ally. Bwahaha.
However.
If. *sighs*
Two months, and that stupid office still has no clue if I have insurance coverage for the things they want to do. Leave a message. It's not supposed to be this hard, is it? Wait, fucking wait wait.
Shopping? Score. I have a nice little flippy black with pink polka-dots number that won't stop traffic or injure wildlife. I just have to make sure I have the proper undergarments - and that they'll be sufficient. I am much diminished, but that happens every time I try to wear something besides jeans and a top.
Oh, and my hair. Will have to do something with that. I think.

Second orchid to pop open - isn't it pretty?
There are things to do, I'm sure. I'll call Mom and wish her a good one.
Motivated? I'm plenty motivated. See?

(I actually got that for Jim - saw it, couldn't resist it and we use it often.)
Bleh. Feh. Meh. Repeat.