SOLD!

Again!

This time, an all-cash deal. Unless they get the disclosures and freak out, this is it. No, really. They want to move in ASAP.

Which means...I move without having a place to move to.

How about this one?



Cute, tiny - great neighborhood. Still available.

More, as it develops.

SOLD!

Again!

This time, an all-cash deal. Unless they get the disclosures and freak out, this is it. No, really. They want to move in ASAP.

Which means...I move without having a place to move to.

How about this one?



Cute, tiny - great neighborhood. Still available.

More, as it develops.

SOLD!

Again!

This time, an all-cash deal. Unless they get the disclosures and freak out, this is it. No, really. They want to move in ASAP.

Which means...I move without having a place to move to.

How about this one?



Cute, tiny - great neighborhood. Still available.

More, as it develops.

*sigh*

NOW, they're changing the terms. They're financing instead of paying cash. And we're asking that they pre-qualify.

So, no. Not sewn up yet. If they won't cooperate, we won't have a deal.

Shucks.

*sigh*

NOW, they're changing the terms. They're financing instead of paying cash. And we're asking that they pre-qualify.

So, no. Not sewn up yet. If they won't cooperate, we won't have a deal.

Shucks.

*sigh*

NOW, they're changing the terms. They're financing instead of paying cash. And we're asking that they pre-qualify.

So, no. Not sewn up yet. If they won't cooperate, we won't have a deal.

Shucks.

(no subject)

*creak*

Yo, St. Joseph! Yeah, you're still in the hole, I know.

And it's pouring rain and colder than a witch's t--

Uh, yeah...I hear you.

You want out?

Make sure that nice family who just got dumped by their husband and father gets their financing so I can get you out of there.

That's right. They got dumped. And they might be forced to dump us too.

So, you go talk to St. Jude and tell him you need a favor. C'mon, I know you guys talk. Uh huh? Uh huh? Sure. Yeah. I'll take you to the timeshare and drop you in the jacuzzi, yeah...sure I will. I'll jump in after you.

Just make sure this deal doesn't fall through, okay? Thanks.

(no subject)

*creak*

Yo, St. Joseph! Yeah, you're still in the hole, I know.

And it's pouring rain and colder than a witch's t--

Uh, yeah...I hear you.

You want out?

Make sure that nice family who just got dumped by their husband and father gets their financing so I can get you out of there.

That's right. They got dumped. And they might be forced to dump us too.

So, you go talk to St. Jude and tell him you need a favor. C'mon, I know you guys talk. Uh huh? Uh huh? Sure. Yeah. I'll take you to the timeshare and drop you in the jacuzzi, yeah...sure I will. I'll jump in after you.

Just make sure this deal doesn't fall through, okay? Thanks.

(no subject)

*creak*

Yo, St. Joseph! Yeah, you're still in the hole, I know.

And it's pouring rain and colder than a witch's t--

Uh, yeah...I hear you.

You want out?

Make sure that nice family who just got dumped by their husband and father gets their financing so I can get you out of there.

That's right. They got dumped. And they might be forced to dump us too.

So, you go talk to St. Jude and tell him you need a favor. C'mon, I know you guys talk. Uh huh? Uh huh? Sure. Yeah. I'll take you to the timeshare and drop you in the jacuzzi, yeah...sure I will. I'll jump in after you.

Just make sure this deal doesn't fall through, okay? Thanks.