Monday, Monday -

All. Damn. Day.

Please don't ask for intelligence or wit right now - just. Please.

It's been over 95 degrees outside and over 80 degrees inside all day today, no matter where I went - and I found out I have to put another grand under the hood of the newer of my two cars, and so on.

I want a pony.

Monday, Monday -

All. Damn. Day.

Please don't ask for intelligence or wit right now - just. Please.

It's been over 95 degrees outside and over 80 degrees inside all day today, no matter where I went - and I found out I have to put another grand under the hood of the newer of my two cars, and so on.

I want a pony.

Monday, Monday -

All. Damn. Day.

Please don't ask for intelligence or wit right now - just. Please.

It's been over 95 degrees outside and over 80 degrees inside all day today, no matter where I went - and I found out I have to put another grand under the hood of the newer of my two cars, and so on.

I want a pony.

Okay - that's it

I'm hearing C.W. McCall's dulcet tones coming from my living room. WTF.

A commercial for an SUV.

What?

(Do we need to take a collection to send to the advertising agencies to go hire them some musicians to write some original music for their spots?!)

Fuckaduck. I mean it.

Oh, and be nice. "Convoy" had a sequel and I'm not afraid to post it.

Okay - that's it

I'm hearing C.W. McCall's dulcet tones coming from my living room. WTF.

A commercial for an SUV.

What?

(Do we need to take a collection to send to the advertising agencies to go hire them some musicians to write some original music for their spots?!)

Fuckaduck. I mean it.

Oh, and be nice. "Convoy" had a sequel and I'm not afraid to post it.

Okay - that's it

I'm hearing C.W. McCall's dulcet tones coming from my living room. WTF.

A commercial for an SUV.

What?

(Do we need to take a collection to send to the advertising agencies to go hire them some musicians to write some original music for their spots?!)

Fuckaduck. I mean it.

Oh, and be nice. "Convoy" had a sequel and I'm not afraid to post it.