Oct. 3rd, 2004

Nuts -

Oct. 3rd, 2004 08:30 am
kyburg: (Default)
Open the window already, ya stupid girl - the friends list is producing good links on overtime this morning!

Think your job sucks? Try these on. There is a contest going on - vote for the suckiest job on the list!

Well, to make a long story short, I now have aggreed to perform operation Amphibian Extradition and I'm on Frog Patrol till the bugger decides to show his little green head again.

I'm seriously going to have to start a list of things that I've said that just never came to mind when I came to Iraq: "Don't shoot the frog," is definitely going to head the list.


Dying here. If you're not reading [livejournal.com profile] ginmar, you should. She's wonderful -

She also mentions this blog, which mentions this group. A quote, in case the link goes down - "Del Casal jokes, "What do you tell a wife who has two black eyes?" "Nothing, you told her twice already." His other joke, "What do 15 battered women have in common?" "None of them understands the meaning of shut the blank up." He even jokes about battered women. "What does a woman do when she gets out of the battered women's shelter?" "The dishes, if she knows what's good for her."

Uh, yeah. If I had an ex being supported by these folks, I'd use in court against him. You'd better believe it. Says Trish Wilson in her blog - No wonder courts don't refer divorcing men to this group anymore. No kidding, Trish. No kidding.

Nevada, with all the growth in Las Vegas, has and will continue at times, to replace Los Angeles and California as the "national rebuild-your-life-after-you've-fucked-it-up-elsewhere capital." Some times, the blame for that fuckup can get displaced instead of shouldered by the fuckwit, yanno?

I'm wondering if the fan fiction is written as nicely as the site it's on is designed - I'll let you know.

I had to cancel out a get-together with [livejournal.com profile] unclemilo last night after fielding first the calls from Crystal, and then from my mother - my niece was in a car accident last night and found herself at the county facility with no memory of what had happened to her. Those developments are sure to be updated as they happen - but I couldn't leave the phones last night. I'm sorry!

Today, I make pie. I've got the apples, so help me.

Nuts -

Oct. 3rd, 2004 08:30 am
kyburg: (Default)
Open the window already, ya stupid girl - the friends list is producing good links on overtime this morning!

Think your job sucks? Try these on. There is a contest going on - vote for the suckiest job on the list!

Well, to make a long story short, I now have aggreed to perform operation Amphibian Extradition and I'm on Frog Patrol till the bugger decides to show his little green head again.

I'm seriously going to have to start a list of things that I've said that just never came to mind when I came to Iraq: "Don't shoot the frog," is definitely going to head the list.


Dying here. If you're not reading [livejournal.com profile] ginmar, you should. She's wonderful -

She also mentions this blog, which mentions this group. A quote, in case the link goes down - "Del Casal jokes, "What do you tell a wife who has two black eyes?" "Nothing, you told her twice already." His other joke, "What do 15 battered women have in common?" "None of them understands the meaning of shut the blank up." He even jokes about battered women. "What does a woman do when she gets out of the battered women's shelter?" "The dishes, if she knows what's good for her."

Uh, yeah. If I had an ex being supported by these folks, I'd use in court against him. You'd better believe it. Says Trish Wilson in her blog - No wonder courts don't refer divorcing men to this group anymore. No kidding, Trish. No kidding.

Nevada, with all the growth in Las Vegas, has and will continue at times, to replace Los Angeles and California as the "national rebuild-your-life-after-you've-fucked-it-up-elsewhere capital." Some times, the blame for that fuckup can get displaced instead of shouldered by the fuckwit, yanno?

I'm wondering if the fan fiction is written as nicely as the site it's on is designed - I'll let you know.

I had to cancel out a get-together with [livejournal.com profile] unclemilo last night after fielding first the calls from Crystal, and then from my mother - my niece was in a car accident last night and found herself at the county facility with no memory of what had happened to her. Those developments are sure to be updated as they happen - but I couldn't leave the phones last night. I'm sorry!

Today, I make pie. I've got the apples, so help me.

Nuts -

Oct. 3rd, 2004 08:30 am
kyburg: (Default)
Open the window already, ya stupid girl - the friends list is producing good links on overtime this morning!

Think your job sucks? Try these on. There is a contest going on - vote for the suckiest job on the list!

Well, to make a long story short, I now have aggreed to perform operation Amphibian Extradition and I'm on Frog Patrol till the bugger decides to show his little green head again.

I'm seriously going to have to start a list of things that I've said that just never came to mind when I came to Iraq: "Don't shoot the frog," is definitely going to head the list.


Dying here. If you're not reading [livejournal.com profile] ginmar, you should. She's wonderful -

She also mentions this blog, which mentions this group. A quote, in case the link goes down - "Del Casal jokes, "What do you tell a wife who has two black eyes?" "Nothing, you told her twice already." His other joke, "What do 15 battered women have in common?" "None of them understands the meaning of shut the blank up." He even jokes about battered women. "What does a woman do when she gets out of the battered women's shelter?" "The dishes, if she knows what's good for her."

Uh, yeah. If I had an ex being supported by these folks, I'd use in court against him. You'd better believe it. Says Trish Wilson in her blog - No wonder courts don't refer divorcing men to this group anymore. No kidding, Trish. No kidding.

Nevada, with all the growth in Las Vegas, has and will continue at times, to replace Los Angeles and California as the "national rebuild-your-life-after-you've-fucked-it-up-elsewhere capital." Some times, the blame for that fuckup can get displaced instead of shouldered by the fuckwit, yanno?

I'm wondering if the fan fiction is written as nicely as the site it's on is designed - I'll let you know.

I had to cancel out a get-together with [livejournal.com profile] unclemilo last night after fielding first the calls from Crystal, and then from my mother - my niece was in a car accident last night and found herself at the county facility with no memory of what had happened to her. Those developments are sure to be updated as they happen - but I couldn't leave the phones last night. I'm sorry!

Today, I make pie. I've got the apples, so help me.
kyburg: (hungry)
What did I get in yesterday's mail?

A take-out menu.

What kind of take-out menu?

A menu that includes both Philly cheesesteak sandwiches and maki rolls.

I've told you I love this neighborhood. Here's the proof.

This place desperately needs a website -

Philly steak sandwiches, spicy tuna rolls, udon, bento, sumi salads - tempura bowls -

For the locals -

Krazee Grill
20765 S. Avalon Blvd.
Carson, CA

(310) 515-5383

Man, they're going to save me so much time for Christmas Eve -
kyburg: (hungry)
What did I get in yesterday's mail?

A take-out menu.

What kind of take-out menu?

A menu that includes both Philly cheesesteak sandwiches and maki rolls.

I've told you I love this neighborhood. Here's the proof.

This place desperately needs a website -

Philly steak sandwiches, spicy tuna rolls, udon, bento, sumi salads - tempura bowls -

For the locals -

Krazee Grill
20765 S. Avalon Blvd.
Carson, CA

(310) 515-5383

Man, they're going to save me so much time for Christmas Eve -
kyburg: (Default)
What did I get in yesterday's mail?

A take-out menu.

What kind of take-out menu?

A menu that includes both Philly cheesesteak sandwiches and maki rolls.

I've told you I love this neighborhood. Here's the proof.

This place desperately needs a website -

Philly steak sandwiches, spicy tuna rolls, udon, bento, sumi salads - tempura bowls -

For the locals -

Krazee Grill
20765 S. Avalon Blvd.
Carson, CA

(310) 515-5383

Man, they're going to save me so much time for Christmas Eve -
kyburg: (Default)
I have the most amazing machine to do housework tonight. I can use it to do both the kitchen floors and the rest of the carpeting in the house, and it moonlights as an aromatherapy ionizer.

Want one? ASK ME HOW! (No kidding - [livejournal.com profile] poetpaladin reps for the company. I thought I was doing him a favor - he actually did me one!)

It could do some of the dusting, but I think I'll retain the Pledge and dustrag for that.

Hee. Almost as good as cleaning the litterbox.

Things I'm never going to do to my dog.

And [livejournal.com profile] beetiger has taken over a nifty webstore - Mother's Hearth and doesn't it look like it would be fun - make your own incense, and if that doesn't thrill you, they rep for Shoyeido incense - how can you lose?

Oh, just for kicks and giggles:



Where the EFF is the cigarette?!

It also has some of the strangest copy protection I've ever seen - anyone got a tried-and-true mp3 ripper they'd like to test out? Put it in the CD-ROM drive and it goes to the website - period. Can't play it, and can only see the tracks inside the ripper - but it won't rip. Uh uh.

Where can I play it? On the combo player in the living room.

But if anyone thinks you're going to fall asleep listening to this one, I'll make book you won't. And I'll win. I woke the dead with it this morning.

Going to go play with my new - whatever. See ya!
kyburg: (Default)
I have the most amazing machine to do housework tonight. I can use it to do both the kitchen floors and the rest of the carpeting in the house, and it moonlights as an aromatherapy ionizer.

Want one? ASK ME HOW! (No kidding - [livejournal.com profile] poetpaladin reps for the company. I thought I was doing him a favor - he actually did me one!)

It could do some of the dusting, but I think I'll retain the Pledge and dustrag for that.

Hee. Almost as good as cleaning the litterbox.

Things I'm never going to do to my dog.

And [livejournal.com profile] beetiger has taken over a nifty webstore - Mother's Hearth and doesn't it look like it would be fun - make your own incense, and if that doesn't thrill you, they rep for Shoyeido incense - how can you lose?

Oh, just for kicks and giggles:



Where the EFF is the cigarette?!

It also has some of the strangest copy protection I've ever seen - anyone got a tried-and-true mp3 ripper they'd like to test out? Put it in the CD-ROM drive and it goes to the website - period. Can't play it, and can only see the tracks inside the ripper - but it won't rip. Uh uh.

Where can I play it? On the combo player in the living room.

But if anyone thinks you're going to fall asleep listening to this one, I'll make book you won't. And I'll win. I woke the dead with it this morning.

Going to go play with my new - whatever. See ya!
kyburg: (Default)
I have the most amazing machine to do housework tonight. I can use it to do both the kitchen floors and the rest of the carpeting in the house, and it moonlights as an aromatherapy ionizer.

Want one? ASK ME HOW! (No kidding - [livejournal.com profile] poetpaladin reps for the company. I thought I was doing him a favor - he actually did me one!)

It could do some of the dusting, but I think I'll retain the Pledge and dustrag for that.

Hee. Almost as good as cleaning the litterbox.

Things I'm never going to do to my dog.

And [livejournal.com profile] beetiger has taken over a nifty webstore - Mother's Hearth and doesn't it look like it would be fun - make your own incense, and if that doesn't thrill you, they rep for Shoyeido incense - how can you lose?

Oh, just for kicks and giggles:



Where the EFF is the cigarette?!

It also has some of the strangest copy protection I've ever seen - anyone got a tried-and-true mp3 ripper they'd like to test out? Put it in the CD-ROM drive and it goes to the website - period. Can't play it, and can only see the tracks inside the ripper - but it won't rip. Uh uh.

Where can I play it? On the combo player in the living room.

But if anyone thinks you're going to fall asleep listening to this one, I'll make book you won't. And I'll win. I woke the dead with it this morning.

Going to go play with my new - whatever. See ya!

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