No Cheese Needed

Because there's no whining.

Hello Self. Welcome back to size 12 pants. It's been a while, and it's a bit of a shock, but yanno? It's official. The size 16's are outta here, and about time. They were ancient, tried and true and about ten years old. Don't think it would even be fair to hand them down, they're that worn out.

Good thing you ordered a pair of 12's with Jim's pant order last month. Just to try, mind - but it looks like you need to go right back and get four more pair.

..

Now, this is about as small as I expect that part of the body to go - even when I was fifty pounds smaller, the ass didn't change all that much. I like pants with higher waists as well, which means I have to order them. (Asscrack pants? No thank you. I sit too much.)

I'm coming up on my 90 day recheck of bloodwork - wonder if Unilab will send the current weight along with the results to Doctor. I may just have to go in to see his face.

(He wanted 30 lbs off. If I read my scale correctly, I might be halfway there this week.)

Boy, that was fast.

No Cheese Needed

Because there's no whining.

Hello Self. Welcome back to size 12 pants. It's been a while, and it's a bit of a shock, but yanno? It's official. The size 16's are outta here, and about time. They were ancient, tried and true and about ten years old. Don't think it would even be fair to hand them down, they're that worn out.

Good thing you ordered a pair of 12's with Jim's pant order last month. Just to try, mind - but it looks like you need to go right back and get four more pair.

..

Now, this is about as small as I expect that part of the body to go - even when I was fifty pounds smaller, the ass didn't change all that much. I like pants with higher waists as well, which means I have to order them. (Asscrack pants? No thank you. I sit too much.)

I'm coming up on my 90 day recheck of bloodwork - wonder if Unilab will send the current weight along with the results to Doctor. I may just have to go in to see his face.

(He wanted 30 lbs off. If I read my scale correctly, I might be halfway there this week.)

Boy, that was fast.

No Cheese Needed

Because there's no whining.

Hello Self. Welcome back to size 12 pants. It's been a while, and it's a bit of a shock, but yanno? It's official. The size 16's are outta here, and about time. They were ancient, tried and true and about ten years old. Don't think it would even be fair to hand them down, they're that worn out.

Good thing you ordered a pair of 12's with Jim's pant order last month. Just to try, mind - but it looks like you need to go right back and get four more pair.

..

Now, this is about as small as I expect that part of the body to go - even when I was fifty pounds smaller, the ass didn't change all that much. I like pants with higher waists as well, which means I have to order them. (Asscrack pants? No thank you. I sit too much.)

I'm coming up on my 90 day recheck of bloodwork - wonder if Unilab will send the current weight along with the results to Doctor. I may just have to go in to see his face.

(He wanted 30 lbs off. If I read my scale correctly, I might be halfway there this week.)

Boy, that was fast.