Tweets for Today

• 01:29 Before impulsively reacting to a changing set of circumstances... More for Scorpio twittascope.com/?sign=8 #
• 06:56 I'm at Hickory Tree School (Madrona Street, Torrance) 4sq.com/lyCZ8N #
• 07:02 First day of kindergarden! 4sq.com/iOwSmf #
• 07:06 First day of kindergarden. This pose is post-belch, I might add. #kids #crossingfingers t.co/XGLPBoW #
• 07:07 I'm at Starbucks (17400 Hawthorne Blvd, at Artesia Blvd, Torrance) 4sq.com/m99dYW #
• 07:42 I'm at CELS Enterprises Inc. (3485 S. La Cienega Blvd., Corbett Street, Los Angeles) 4sq.com/kj45VB #
• 07:43 I'm at Chinese Laundry HQ (La Cienega, Los Angeles) 4sq.com/jfI7wy #
• 07:43 I'm at Metro Expo Train Line @ La Cienega & Jefferson (Los Angeles) 4sq.com/l9WAt4 #
• 07:56 I just lost five minutes playing the Google logo. #yay #
• 07:57 @amymebberson Don't get me wrong, MLPony was never my thing - but. The new ones? Nails on a chalkboard. Seriously. #
• 07:58 @amymebberson Also, the first Star Trek movie never happened (Leave it to V'ger) and the last NG Trek movie? Ditto. #weepinghardcore #
• 08:05 @theDivaLea He's gotten much taller - it's all arms and legs! But there are kids both taller and shorter than him in his age group. #
• 08:36 @dianarowland I'm entertaining bids for after-geek prom at the San Diego Zoo(s) - I'm a yearly pass holder. SDCC - not so much. #
• 10:59 @tarastrong My face has earned all this character, thank you. Haters gonna hate. #tellnolies #animatedexpressionsthanks #
• 11:11 Parents? Pat me on the head and make soothing sounds, please.I feel like I just threw my kid to very nice, orderly lions. LIONS, I TELL YOU. #
• 13:55 Just got word - a coworker of fella's - one of the Good Ones who had the bad luck of contracting HepC - is back at UCLA. New liver or bust. #
• 13:56 As in - he's had one transplant, it's failed - and if he doesn't match up with donor soon, he's not coming home again. A moment, please? #
• 13:58 @seananmcguire Thomas is mighty and that cover is still as orange and gorgeous as I remember. ^^ #
• 14:04 @grantimahara ... #
• 14:07 @ferretthimself Dude, it's legal to work for tips only in PA - what do you think? #
• 14:28 @LiberalGranola Woooow Talk about mixed feelings, neh? #
• 14:28 @theDivaLea When he's 18, if he has trauma, he gets to choose it. Today is allll me. Not that there was much choice, but - ugh. #
• 15:05 @mhowardkarp Depends. You want to be neat and tidy or have no fear? No fear? Outside, on the concrete with a hammer. #
• 15:10 @thatwordgrrl Those things usually have more huffing than a can of Dust-Off. #btdt #soldtickets #
• 15:11 @mhowardkarp Unless it's unsafe to be outside, that's where you do it. And the rain can wash away any stickies. #
• 15:12 @mhowardkarp Bring inside the broken pieces, wash *thoroughly* with water - then pry meat from shells. Shells SHARP. #
• 15:13 @mhowardkarp I *love* fresh coconut, get it very seldom. #
• 15:22 Hokay. I don't even - bit.ly/iZo13E #wtf #
• 15:51 @mhowardkarp Yummy! Boil for an hour, until fork tender in the stem end - serve with melted buttah and mayo. #
• 15:54 @MargretheRavn *facepalm* Oh dude. I am so sorry. #
• 20:35 @hannnk Hint: if you feel every draft in the room dressed in it, it's a good call that the boys think that's women's fashion. #wrong #
• 20:37 @hannnk I sure hope this isn't about what they expect the females to wear. #

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Tweets for Today

• 01:29 Before impulsively reacting to a changing set of circumstances... More for Scorpio twittascope.com/?sign=8 #
• 06:56 I'm at Hickory Tree School (Madrona Street, Torrance) 4sq.com/lyCZ8N #
• 07:02 First day of kindergarden! 4sq.com/iOwSmf #
• 07:06 First day of kindergarden. This pose is post-belch, I might add. #kids #crossingfingers t.co/XGLPBoW #
• 07:07 I'm at Starbucks (17400 Hawthorne Blvd, at Artesia Blvd, Torrance) 4sq.com/m99dYW #
• 07:42 I'm at CELS Enterprises Inc. (3485 S. La Cienega Blvd., Corbett Street, Los Angeles) 4sq.com/kj45VB #
• 07:43 I'm at Chinese Laundry HQ (La Cienega, Los Angeles) 4sq.com/jfI7wy #
• 07:43 I'm at Metro Expo Train Line @ La Cienega & Jefferson (Los Angeles) 4sq.com/l9WAt4 #
• 07:56 I just lost five minutes playing the Google logo. #yay #
• 07:57 @amymebberson Don't get me wrong, MLPony was never my thing - but. The new ones? Nails on a chalkboard. Seriously. #
• 07:58 @amymebberson Also, the first Star Trek movie never happened (Leave it to V'ger) and the last NG Trek movie? Ditto. #weepinghardcore #
• 08:05 @theDivaLea He's gotten much taller - it's all arms and legs! But there are kids both taller and shorter than him in his age group. #
• 08:36 @dianarowland I'm entertaining bids for after-geek prom at the San Diego Zoo(s) - I'm a yearly pass holder. SDCC - not so much. #
• 10:59 @tarastrong My face has earned all this character, thank you. Haters gonna hate. #tellnolies #animatedexpressionsthanks #
• 11:11 Parents? Pat me on the head and make soothing sounds, please.I feel like I just threw my kid to very nice, orderly lions. LIONS, I TELL YOU. #
• 13:55 Just got word - a coworker of fella's - one of the Good Ones who had the bad luck of contracting HepC - is back at UCLA. New liver or bust. #
• 13:56 As in - he's had one transplant, it's failed - and if he doesn't match up with donor soon, he's not coming home again. A moment, please? #
• 13:58 @seananmcguire Thomas is mighty and that cover is still as orange and gorgeous as I remember. ^^ #
• 14:04 @grantimahara ... #
• 14:07 @ferretthimself Dude, it's legal to work for tips only in PA - what do you think? #
• 14:28 @LiberalGranola Woooow Talk about mixed feelings, neh? #
• 14:28 @theDivaLea When he's 18, if he has trauma, he gets to choose it. Today is allll me. Not that there was much choice, but - ugh. #
• 15:05 @mhowardkarp Depends. You want to be neat and tidy or have no fear? No fear? Outside, on the concrete with a hammer. #
• 15:10 @thatwordgrrl Those things usually have more huffing than a can of Dust-Off. #btdt #soldtickets #
• 15:11 @mhowardkarp Unless it's unsafe to be outside, that's where you do it. And the rain can wash away any stickies. #
• 15:12 @mhowardkarp Bring inside the broken pieces, wash *thoroughly* with water - then pry meat from shells. Shells SHARP. #
• 15:13 @mhowardkarp I *love* fresh coconut, get it very seldom. #
• 15:22 Hokay. I don't even - bit.ly/iZo13E #wtf #
• 15:51 @mhowardkarp Yummy! Boil for an hour, until fork tender in the stem end - serve with melted buttah and mayo. #
• 15:54 @MargretheRavn *facepalm* Oh dude. I am so sorry. #
• 20:35 @hannnk Hint: if you feel every draft in the room dressed in it, it's a good call that the boys think that's women's fashion. #wrong #
• 20:37 @hannnk I sure hope this isn't about what they expect the females to wear. #

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Tweets for Today

• 01:29 Before impulsively reacting to a changing set of circumstances... More for Scorpio twittascope.com/?sign=8 #
• 06:56 I'm at Hickory Tree School (Madrona Street, Torrance) 4sq.com/lyCZ8N #
• 07:02 First day of kindergarden! 4sq.com/iOwSmf #
• 07:06 First day of kindergarden. This pose is post-belch, I might add. #kids #crossingfingers t.co/XGLPBoW #
• 07:07 I'm at Starbucks (17400 Hawthorne Blvd, at Artesia Blvd, Torrance) 4sq.com/m99dYW #
• 07:42 I'm at CELS Enterprises Inc. (3485 S. La Cienega Blvd., Corbett Street, Los Angeles) 4sq.com/kj45VB #
• 07:43 I'm at Chinese Laundry HQ (La Cienega, Los Angeles) 4sq.com/jfI7wy #
• 07:43 I'm at Metro Expo Train Line @ La Cienega & Jefferson (Los Angeles) 4sq.com/l9WAt4 #
• 07:56 I just lost five minutes playing the Google logo. #yay #
• 07:57 @amymebberson Don't get me wrong, MLPony was never my thing - but. The new ones? Nails on a chalkboard. Seriously. #
• 07:58 @amymebberson Also, the first Star Trek movie never happened (Leave it to V'ger) and the last NG Trek movie? Ditto. #weepinghardcore #
• 08:05 @theDivaLea He's gotten much taller - it's all arms and legs! But there are kids both taller and shorter than him in his age group. #
• 08:36 @dianarowland I'm entertaining bids for after-geek prom at the San Diego Zoo(s) - I'm a yearly pass holder. SDCC - not so much. #
• 10:59 @tarastrong My face has earned all this character, thank you. Haters gonna hate. #tellnolies #animatedexpressionsthanks #
• 11:11 Parents? Pat me on the head and make soothing sounds, please.I feel like I just threw my kid to very nice, orderly lions. LIONS, I TELL YOU. #
• 13:55 Just got word - a coworker of fella's - one of the Good Ones who had the bad luck of contracting HepC - is back at UCLA. New liver or bust. #
• 13:56 As in - he's had one transplant, it's failed - and if he doesn't match up with donor soon, he's not coming home again. A moment, please? #
• 13:58 @seananmcguire Thomas is mighty and that cover is still as orange and gorgeous as I remember. ^^ #
• 14:04 @grantimahara ... #
• 14:07 @ferretthimself Dude, it's legal to work for tips only in PA - what do you think? #
• 14:28 @LiberalGranola Woooow Talk about mixed feelings, neh? #
• 14:28 @theDivaLea When he's 18, if he has trauma, he gets to choose it. Today is allll me. Not that there was much choice, but - ugh. #
• 15:05 @mhowardkarp Depends. You want to be neat and tidy or have no fear? No fear? Outside, on the concrete with a hammer. #
• 15:10 @thatwordgrrl Those things usually have more huffing than a can of Dust-Off. #btdt #soldtickets #
• 15:11 @mhowardkarp Unless it's unsafe to be outside, that's where you do it. And the rain can wash away any stickies. #
• 15:12 @mhowardkarp Bring inside the broken pieces, wash *thoroughly* with water - then pry meat from shells. Shells SHARP. #
• 15:13 @mhowardkarp I *love* fresh coconut, get it very seldom. #
• 15:22 Hokay. I don't even - bit.ly/iZo13E #wtf #
• 15:51 @mhowardkarp Yummy! Boil for an hour, until fork tender in the stem end - serve with melted buttah and mayo. #
• 15:54 @MargretheRavn *facepalm* Oh dude. I am so sorry. #
• 20:35 @hannnk Hint: if you feel every draft in the room dressed in it, it's a good call that the boys think that's women's fashion. #wrong #
• 20:37 @hannnk I sure hope this isn't about what they expect the females to wear. #

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• 01:33 Your current approach to love is gentler than usual, but it's ... More for Scorpio twittascope.com/?sign=8 #
• 11:17 You know what? The more I think about it, the more I'm concluding my kid probably won't have many summer 'vacations.' #inschoolyrround #
• 11:18 We always did summer school (natch, it was free and single parent, hello?) - but even then, there were MONTHS off. #notanymore #
• 11:19 In a lot of ways, I'm looking forward to Hawaii. Soooo much. #
• 11:32 @grantimahara *looks* Bad hat, deer in the headlights pose...ugh, BAD clothes UGH - nope, still smartest guy in the lineup. #yup #
• 11:34 @KMont No, let's put it in a pot on the stove, cover it with water and BOIL it! That'll kill anything! #ohwait #
• 11:45 @KMont I have my moments. *snickers* #
• 12:02 @KMont oh noes! LOL #
• 13:29 Yanno, pricing tickets for Disneyland may make me faint YET. Probably because I can remember getting in for $3 for General Telephone night. #
• 13:30 Three dollars. All night. Somehow, they could run the business for that and still make a profit. Somebody tell me what happened. #di$ney #
• 13:33 Meanwhile, you STILL can't sell blood in California. Won't let you. #
• 13:45 @pablod @scalzi They used to be made by General Telephone and their employees went to Disneyland for $3 a night. #notbitter #oldfart #
• 13:48 @MargretheRavn After yesterday? Depends on how fast you can get out of the way, methinks. #
• 13:54 @3catsandababy It's not easy being the 'nuisance' of the family. I know that one. What's up with the car and is there an estimate? #
• 13:56 @3catsandababy Oh there it is. HAY - did I tell you the one about my plumbing? Yanno, the $8,000 I *didn't* have? FUN TIMES. #
• 13:57 @HarveyLevinTMZ The dog attacked his owner? #
• 13:58 @AtelierStanley Had steak yet? Or KFC? I used to jones SO hard for that when Iived in CH - #
• 14:06 @johalloran Are you nearby? Are you HERE? #
• 14:08 @edonald I'm sorry. This is the part where I remember how damn lucky am I and fume on your behalf. #
• 14:17 @3catsandababy Flying monkeys, baby. Flying fucking monkeys out my butt. And it could have been double that. But? Help? #um #
• 14:18 @3catsandababy Tons of 'oh, that's bad' - but that's it. And no, we don't want to hear about it again. #
• 14:19 @3catsandababy The *plumber* has been more help. Seriously. #
• 14:22 @3catsandababy The plumber let us carry $1,000 of it for two months. The rest is savings, 401K loans, not paying mortgage and PB&Js. #
• 14:26 @cher Oh, that explains the great hair. LUCKY. #
• 14:48 @edonald If you don't stay, they don't have to pay. Simple as that. Human lives in the free-market - *sighs* #
• 14:49 @Yendi I know Melanie. We grew up together. This...does not make for the happy here. And those were fun books! DAMN. #
• 14:58 @gfish My photography instructor in college called that schmutz and said it was great for de-dusting negatives. #
• 15:19 @MargretheRavn Oh, that'll end well. #
• 15:20 @3catsandababy One down, one to go here. Boy, do I know this one. #
• 15:24 @MargretheRavn Half a loaf? #
• 15:25 @MargretheRavn Half a loaf better than none? You only have to deal with 50% of the 'fun?' #
• 15:28 @MargretheRavn Much tastier, that. ^^ #
• 16:37 I'm at Redondo Beach Metro Station (2406 Marine Ave, btw Freeman Ave and I-405, Redondo Beach) w/ 2 others 4sq.com/iyK0ms #
• 16:38 I'm at Costco Gas (14501 Hindry Ave, Hawthorne) 4sq.com/kDPbJj #

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Tweets for Today

• 01:33 Your current approach to love is gentler than usual, but it's ... More for Scorpio twittascope.com/?sign=8 #
• 11:17 You know what? The more I think about it, the more I'm concluding my kid probably won't have many summer 'vacations.' #inschoolyrround #
• 11:18 We always did summer school (natch, it was free and single parent, hello?) - but even then, there were MONTHS off. #notanymore #
• 11:19 In a lot of ways, I'm looking forward to Hawaii. Soooo much. #
• 11:32 @grantimahara *looks* Bad hat, deer in the headlights pose...ugh, BAD clothes UGH - nope, still smartest guy in the lineup. #yup #
• 11:34 @KMont No, let's put it in a pot on the stove, cover it with water and BOIL it! That'll kill anything! #ohwait #
• 11:45 @KMont I have my moments. *snickers* #
• 12:02 @KMont oh noes! LOL #
• 13:29 Yanno, pricing tickets for Disneyland may make me faint YET. Probably because I can remember getting in for $3 for General Telephone night. #
• 13:30 Three dollars. All night. Somehow, they could run the business for that and still make a profit. Somebody tell me what happened. #di$ney #
• 13:33 Meanwhile, you STILL can't sell blood in California. Won't let you. #
• 13:45 @pablod @scalzi They used to be made by General Telephone and their employees went to Disneyland for $3 a night. #notbitter #oldfart #
• 13:48 @MargretheRavn After yesterday? Depends on how fast you can get out of the way, methinks. #
• 13:54 @3catsandababy It's not easy being the 'nuisance' of the family. I know that one. What's up with the car and is there an estimate? #
• 13:56 @3catsandababy Oh there it is. HAY - did I tell you the one about my plumbing? Yanno, the $8,000 I *didn't* have? FUN TIMES. #
• 13:57 @HarveyLevinTMZ The dog attacked his owner? #
• 13:58 @AtelierStanley Had steak yet? Or KFC? I used to jones SO hard for that when Iived in CH - #
• 14:06 @johalloran Are you nearby? Are you HERE? #
• 14:08 @edonald I'm sorry. This is the part where I remember how damn lucky am I and fume on your behalf. #
• 14:17 @3catsandababy Flying monkeys, baby. Flying fucking monkeys out my butt. And it could have been double that. But? Help? #um #
• 14:18 @3catsandababy Tons of 'oh, that's bad' - but that's it. And no, we don't want to hear about it again. #
• 14:19 @3catsandababy The *plumber* has been more help. Seriously. #
• 14:22 @3catsandababy The plumber let us carry $1,000 of it for two months. The rest is savings, 401K loans, not paying mortgage and PB&Js. #
• 14:26 @cher Oh, that explains the great hair. LUCKY. #
• 14:48 @edonald If you don't stay, they don't have to pay. Simple as that. Human lives in the free-market - *sighs* #
• 14:49 @Yendi I know Melanie. We grew up together. This...does not make for the happy here. And those were fun books! DAMN. #
• 14:58 @gfish My photography instructor in college called that schmutz and said it was great for de-dusting negatives. #
• 15:19 @MargretheRavn Oh, that'll end well. #
• 15:20 @3catsandababy One down, one to go here. Boy, do I know this one. #
• 15:24 @MargretheRavn Half a loaf? #
• 15:25 @MargretheRavn Half a loaf better than none? You only have to deal with 50% of the 'fun?' #
• 15:28 @MargretheRavn Much tastier, that. ^^ #
• 16:37 I'm at Redondo Beach Metro Station (2406 Marine Ave, btw Freeman Ave and I-405, Redondo Beach) w/ 2 others 4sq.com/iyK0ms #
• 16:38 I'm at Costco Gas (14501 Hindry Ave, Hawthorne) 4sq.com/kDPbJj #

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Tweets for Today

• 01:33 Your current approach to love is gentler than usual, but it's ... More for Scorpio twittascope.com/?sign=8 #
• 11:17 You know what? The more I think about it, the more I'm concluding my kid probably won't have many summer 'vacations.' #inschoolyrround #
• 11:18 We always did summer school (natch, it was free and single parent, hello?) - but even then, there were MONTHS off. #notanymore #
• 11:19 In a lot of ways, I'm looking forward to Hawaii. Soooo much. #
• 11:32 @grantimahara *looks* Bad hat, deer in the headlights pose...ugh, BAD clothes UGH - nope, still smartest guy in the lineup. #yup #
• 11:34 @KMont No, let's put it in a pot on the stove, cover it with water and BOIL it! That'll kill anything! #ohwait #
• 11:45 @KMont I have my moments. *snickers* #
• 12:02 @KMont oh noes! LOL #
• 13:29 Yanno, pricing tickets for Disneyland may make me faint YET. Probably because I can remember getting in for $3 for General Telephone night. #
• 13:30 Three dollars. All night. Somehow, they could run the business for that and still make a profit. Somebody tell me what happened. #di$ney #
• 13:33 Meanwhile, you STILL can't sell blood in California. Won't let you. #
• 13:45 @pablod @scalzi They used to be made by General Telephone and their employees went to Disneyland for $3 a night. #notbitter #oldfart #
• 13:48 @MargretheRavn After yesterday? Depends on how fast you can get out of the way, methinks. #
• 13:54 @3catsandababy It's not easy being the 'nuisance' of the family. I know that one. What's up with the car and is there an estimate? #
• 13:56 @3catsandababy Oh there it is. HAY - did I tell you the one about my plumbing? Yanno, the $8,000 I *didn't* have? FUN TIMES. #
• 13:57 @HarveyLevinTMZ The dog attacked his owner? #
• 13:58 @AtelierStanley Had steak yet? Or KFC? I used to jones SO hard for that when Iived in CH - #
• 14:06 @johalloran Are you nearby? Are you HERE? #
• 14:08 @edonald I'm sorry. This is the part where I remember how damn lucky am I and fume on your behalf. #
• 14:17 @3catsandababy Flying monkeys, baby. Flying fucking monkeys out my butt. And it could have been double that. But? Help? #um #
• 14:18 @3catsandababy Tons of 'oh, that's bad' - but that's it. And no, we don't want to hear about it again. #
• 14:19 @3catsandababy The *plumber* has been more help. Seriously. #
• 14:22 @3catsandababy The plumber let us carry $1,000 of it for two months. The rest is savings, 401K loans, not paying mortgage and PB&Js. #
• 14:26 @cher Oh, that explains the great hair. LUCKY. #
• 14:48 @edonald If you don't stay, they don't have to pay. Simple as that. Human lives in the free-market - *sighs* #
• 14:49 @Yendi I know Melanie. We grew up together. This...does not make for the happy here. And those were fun books! DAMN. #
• 14:58 @gfish My photography instructor in college called that schmutz and said it was great for de-dusting negatives. #
• 15:19 @MargretheRavn Oh, that'll end well. #
• 15:20 @3catsandababy One down, one to go here. Boy, do I know this one. #
• 15:24 @MargretheRavn Half a loaf? #
• 15:25 @MargretheRavn Half a loaf better than none? You only have to deal with 50% of the 'fun?' #
• 15:28 @MargretheRavn Much tastier, that. ^^ #
• 16:37 I'm at Redondo Beach Metro Station (2406 Marine Ave, btw Freeman Ave and I-405, Redondo Beach) w/ 2 others 4sq.com/iyK0ms #
• 16:38 I'm at Costco Gas (14501 Hindry Ave, Hawthorne) 4sq.com/kDPbJj #

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