kyburg | Tweets for Today

01:33 Your current approach to love is gentler than usual, but it's ... More for Scorpio twittascope.com/?sign=8 #
11:17 You know what? The more I think about it, the more I'm concluding my kid probably won't have many summer 'vacations.' #inschoolyrround #
11:18 We always did summer school (natch, it was free and single parent, hello?) - but even then, there were MONTHS off. #notanymore #
11:19 In a lot of ways, I'm looking forward to Hawaii. Soooo much. #
11:32 @grantimahara *looks* Bad hat, deer in the headlights pose...ugh, BAD clothes UGH - nope, still smartest guy in the lineup. #yup #
11:34 @KMont No, let's put it in a pot on the stove, cover it with water and BOIL it! That'll kill anything! #ohwait #
11:45 @KMont I have my moments. *snickers* #
12:02 @KMont oh noes! LOL #
13:29 Yanno, pricing tickets for Disneyland may make me faint YET. Probably because I can remember getting in for $3 for General Telephone night. #
13:30 Three dollars. All night. Somehow, they could run the business for that and still make a profit. Somebody tell me what happened. #di$ney #
13:33 Meanwhile, you STILL can't sell blood in California. Won't let you. #
13:45 @pablod @scalzi They used to be made by General Telephone and their employees went to Disneyland for $3 a night. #notbitter #oldfart #
13:48 @MargretheRavn After yesterday? Depends on how fast you can get out of the way, methinks. #
13:54 @3catsandababy It's not easy being the 'nuisance' of the family. I know that one. What's up with the car and is there an estimate? #
13:56 @3catsandababy Oh there it is. HAY - did I tell you the one about my plumbing? Yanno, the $8,000 I *didn't* have? FUN TIMES. #
13:57 @HarveyLevinTMZ The dog attacked his owner? #
13:58 @AtelierStanley Had steak yet? Or KFC? I used to jones SO hard for that when Iived in CH - #
14:06 @johalloran Are you nearby? Are you HERE? #
14:08 @edonald I'm sorry. This is the part where I remember how damn lucky am I and fume on your behalf. #
14:17 @3catsandababy Flying monkeys, baby. Flying fucking monkeys out my butt. And it could have been double that. But? Help? #um #
14:18 @3catsandababy Tons of 'oh, that's bad' - but that's it. And no, we don't want to hear about it again. #
14:19 @3catsandababy The *plumber* has been more help. Seriously. #
14:22 @3catsandababy The plumber let us carry $1,000 of it for two months. The rest is savings, 401K loans, not paying mortgage and PB&Js. #
14:26 @cher Oh, that explains the great hair. LUCKY. #
14:48 @edonald If you don't stay, they don't have to pay. Simple as that. Human lives in the free-market - *sighs* #
14:49 @Yendi I know Melanie. We grew up together. This...does not make for the happy here. And those were fun books! DAMN. #
14:58 @gfish My photography instructor in college called that schmutz and said it was great for de-dusting negatives. #
15:19 @MargretheRavn Oh, that'll end well. #
15:20 @3catsandababy One down, one to go here. Boy, do I know this one. #
15:24 @MargretheRavn Half a loaf? #
15:25 @MargretheRavn Half a loaf better than none? You only have to deal with 50% of the 'fun?' #
15:28 @MargretheRavn Much tastier, that. ^^ #
16:37 I'm at Redondo Beach Metro Station (2406 Marine Ave, btw Freeman Ave and I-405, Redondo Beach) w/ 2 others 4sq.com/iyK0ms #
16:38 I'm at Costco Gas (14501 Hindry Ave, Hawthorne) 4sq.com/kDPbJj #