Jun. 16th, 2011

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  • 01:37 It's easy to overestimate your cash flow with the optimistic S... More for Scorpio twittascope.com/?sign=8 #
  • 07:00 I'm at Hickory Tree School (Madrona Street, Torrance) 4sq.com/jdbm9W #
  • 07:11 I'm at Starbucks (17400 Hawthorne Blvd, at Artesia Blvd, Torrance) 4sq.com/lELIXK #
  • 07:47 I'm at CELS Enterprises Inc. (3485 S. La Cienega Blvd., Corbett Street, Los Angeles) 4sq.com/mIM7sM #
  • 07:47 I'm at Chinese Laundry HQ (La Cienega, Los Angeles) 4sq.com/lJWPs3 #
  • 07:47 I'm at Metro Expo Train Line @ La Cienega & Jefferson (Los Angeles) 4sq.com/mpX1vG #
  • 08:13 Tell @MktplaceRadio: Report facts, not anti- #organic propaganda paid for by #Monsanto t.co/hdukE39 #p2 #
  • 08:18 Feet are still tapping to #15minutes. #
  • 08:20 @KMont I love tin roof sundaes for the spanish peanuts - the saltier, the better! #
  • 08:22 @naroomin That's...absolutely delightful. Yes, I second this. #
  • 08:30 O HAI TRANSITION TO KINDERGARTEN STRESSORS MY KID DIDN'T WANT TO SLEEP LAST NIGHT AAAAAAAA fuck. #zombie #
  • 08:32 To the good, I was able to download 'Go the F***k to Sleep' for fella last night and man, was it appropriate. Made a grown man cry. #thanks #
  • 08:35 @seananmcguire But but - that's what the shallow end of the pool is for! 9_9 #ididn'tdoit #
  • 08:43 You know what the key ingredient in meeting someone to me is? What they find most important - what matters most - first thing they think of. #
  • 08:46 If it's only about them -turn off. If it's trying to fix something bigger than themselves? WIN. Bonus points if they're smart about it. #
  • 08:47 How can you lose if you're smart, caring and work hard? Hint: SEXAY OMG. Also - most of the time, you're too busy to be a loser. Right? #
  • 08:50 Hello, we're not in Texas - t.co/0IGQ03H #whatsinyourschoollunchprogram #lol #
  • 08:55 My kid's preschool class is going. Got no choice. #poor #whatdoyouthink onion.com/iXPZA1 #
  • 08:56 @theDivaLea They remove chocolate milk from the menu and OMG SUSHI TIEM is the next thing. *facepalm* Stay classy, LATimes. #
  • 09:00 @theDivaLea Oh, just add a heaping helping of LAUSD - it's a perfect storm. Ask @jamieoliver. #
  • 09:01 @theDivaLea I should be glad. They're not talking about ketchup at this point. You know, the vegetable. #schoollunchprogramrevampsfromhell #
  • 09:05 @theDivaLea I don't. I think he's someone who cooks for a living. Everything else is the best attempt possible - like his spelling. #
  • 09:09 @theDivaLea Remember when getting Emeril to cook for a school was a big deal? It hasn't changed a lick. #
  • 09:10 @theDivaLea And they screamed back. At least, the LAUSD here did. That wasn't entertaining. :( #
  • 09:16 @theDivaLea I suspect there was a lot of mutual wankage. We ARE talking about the district that interrogated librarians, remember. #
  • 09:21 @kshandra Hee. Grown man. Crying. WIN. I haven't seen him stifle like that in YEARS. #
  • 09:36 @KMont A tin roof is a hot fudge sundae with spanish peanuts (skins and all) on top. Loved them growing up. #
  • 09:36 @KMont :9 #
  • 09:39 @DavidCornDC We had a dog alert on gummi bears once. In Australia. Kind of felt sorry for the dog - psych! #
  • 12:00 Welp, it's happened. Kid is showing his age. Farts are funny. And also an adjective, noun and public social function. #kids #
  • 12:01 Also - NO re-direction to fanny burps, toots or more -um- offensive naming, thank you. Fart is a funny word. Yes, kid, yes it is. #kids #
  • 13:21 This is honestly the kind of adoption I thought I was going to do, when I first got started. t.co/oze8GID #adoption #kids #
  • 13:24 @SHDinDinAGoGo That's GREAT news - it's a great location! #
  • 13:45 I'm at McDonald's at LaCienega and Clemson (3501 S LaCienega Blvd, Clemson, Los Angeles) 4sq.com/iBDm0j #
  • 14:13 @_bigbigtruck_ Some people have kids and don't think about it. The kids just appear, just like their parents did before them. And so on. #
  • 14:16 @_bigbigtruck_ What gets me is that deciding to parent these kids got me the hairy eyeball. Wasn't infertile. What was I doing here? #
  • 14:33 @_bigbigtruck_ See, that's the problem. Nobody in these cases committed to *anything* other than 'this is today, and this is it.' #
  • 14:40 @_bigbigtruck_ The kids are here, nobody was really ready for anything, you do what you know and maybe it'll all work out. It can - maybe. #
  • 15:00 Okay, French Bulldog in the office makes everything better. #dawww #puppy #tehcoot #
  • 15:13 @jenniferbrozek I think the things that bother me most about ants: 1) can't tell them leave and 2) can't put collars and leashes on them. #
  • 15:16 @jenniferbrozek Those little jerks. Who asked them to the party, I tell ya! (Make dough out of ground cinnamon, plug holes. They hate it.) #
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  • 01:37 It's easy to overestimate your cash flow with the optimistic S... More for Scorpio twittascope.com/?sign=8 #
  • 07:00 I'm at Hickory Tree School (Madrona Street, Torrance) 4sq.com/jdbm9W #
  • 07:11 I'm at Starbucks (17400 Hawthorne Blvd, at Artesia Blvd, Torrance) 4sq.com/lELIXK #
  • 07:47 I'm at CELS Enterprises Inc. (3485 S. La Cienega Blvd., Corbett Street, Los Angeles) 4sq.com/mIM7sM #
  • 07:47 I'm at Chinese Laundry HQ (La Cienega, Los Angeles) 4sq.com/lJWPs3 #
  • 07:47 I'm at Metro Expo Train Line @ La Cienega & Jefferson (Los Angeles) 4sq.com/mpX1vG #
  • 08:13 Tell @MktplaceRadio: Report facts, not anti- #organic propaganda paid for by #Monsanto t.co/hdukE39 #p2 #
  • 08:18 Feet are still tapping to #15minutes. #
  • 08:20 @KMont I love tin roof sundaes for the spanish peanuts - the saltier, the better! #
  • 08:22 @naroomin That's...absolutely delightful. Yes, I second this. #
  • 08:30 O HAI TRANSITION TO KINDERGARTEN STRESSORS MY KID DIDN'T WANT TO SLEEP LAST NIGHT AAAAAAAA fuck. #zombie #
  • 08:32 To the good, I was able to download 'Go the F***k to Sleep' for fella last night and man, was it appropriate. Made a grown man cry. #thanks #
  • 08:35 @seananmcguire But but - that's what the shallow end of the pool is for! 9_9 #ididn'tdoit #
  • 08:43 You know what the key ingredient in meeting someone to me is? What they find most important - what matters most - first thing they think of. #
  • 08:46 If it's only about them -turn off. If it's trying to fix something bigger than themselves? WIN. Bonus points if they're smart about it. #
  • 08:47 How can you lose if you're smart, caring and work hard? Hint: SEXAY OMG. Also - most of the time, you're too busy to be a loser. Right? #
  • 08:50 Hello, we're not in Texas - t.co/0IGQ03H #whatsinyourschoollunchprogram #lol #
  • 08:55 My kid's preschool class is going. Got no choice. #poor #whatdoyouthink onion.com/iXPZA1 #
  • 08:56 @theDivaLea They remove chocolate milk from the menu and OMG SUSHI TIEM is the next thing. *facepalm* Stay classy, LATimes. #
  • 09:00 @theDivaLea Oh, just add a heaping helping of LAUSD - it's a perfect storm. Ask @jamieoliver. #
  • 09:01 @theDivaLea I should be glad. They're not talking about ketchup at this point. You know, the vegetable. #schoollunchprogramrevampsfromhell #
  • 09:05 @theDivaLea I don't. I think he's someone who cooks for a living. Everything else is the best attempt possible - like his spelling. #
  • 09:09 @theDivaLea Remember when getting Emeril to cook for a school was a big deal? It hasn't changed a lick. #
  • 09:10 @theDivaLea And they screamed back. At least, the LAUSD here did. That wasn't entertaining. :( #
  • 09:16 @theDivaLea I suspect there was a lot of mutual wankage. We ARE talking about the district that interrogated librarians, remember. #
  • 09:21 @kshandra Hee. Grown man. Crying. WIN. I haven't seen him stifle like that in YEARS. #
  • 09:36 @KMont A tin roof is a hot fudge sundae with spanish peanuts (skins and all) on top. Loved them growing up. #
  • 09:36 @KMont :9 #
  • 09:39 @DavidCornDC We had a dog alert on gummi bears once. In Australia. Kind of felt sorry for the dog - psych! #
  • 12:00 Welp, it's happened. Kid is showing his age. Farts are funny. And also an adjective, noun and public social function. #kids #
  • 12:01 Also - NO re-direction to fanny burps, toots or more -um- offensive naming, thank you. Fart is a funny word. Yes, kid, yes it is. #kids #
  • 13:21 This is honestly the kind of adoption I thought I was going to do, when I first got started. t.co/oze8GID #adoption #kids #
  • 13:24 @SHDinDinAGoGo That's GREAT news - it's a great location! #
  • 13:45 I'm at McDonald's at LaCienega and Clemson (3501 S LaCienega Blvd, Clemson, Los Angeles) 4sq.com/iBDm0j #
  • 14:13 @_bigbigtruck_ Some people have kids and don't think about it. The kids just appear, just like their parents did before them. And so on. #
  • 14:16 @_bigbigtruck_ What gets me is that deciding to parent these kids got me the hairy eyeball. Wasn't infertile. What was I doing here? #
  • 14:33 @_bigbigtruck_ See, that's the problem. Nobody in these cases committed to *anything* other than 'this is today, and this is it.' #
  • 14:40 @_bigbigtruck_ The kids are here, nobody was really ready for anything, you do what you know and maybe it'll all work out. It can - maybe. #
  • 15:00 Okay, French Bulldog in the office makes everything better. #dawww #puppy #tehcoot #
  • 15:13 @jenniferbrozek I think the things that bother me most about ants: 1) can't tell them leave and 2) can't put collars and leashes on them. #
  • 15:16 @jenniferbrozek Those little jerks. Who asked them to the party, I tell ya! (Make dough out of ground cinnamon, plug holes. They hate it.) #
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  • 01:37 It's easy to overestimate your cash flow with the optimistic S... More for Scorpio twittascope.com/?sign=8 #
  • 07:00 I'm at Hickory Tree School (Madrona Street, Torrance) 4sq.com/jdbm9W #
  • 07:11 I'm at Starbucks (17400 Hawthorne Blvd, at Artesia Blvd, Torrance) 4sq.com/lELIXK #
  • 07:47 I'm at CELS Enterprises Inc. (3485 S. La Cienega Blvd., Corbett Street, Los Angeles) 4sq.com/mIM7sM #
  • 07:47 I'm at Chinese Laundry HQ (La Cienega, Los Angeles) 4sq.com/lJWPs3 #
  • 07:47 I'm at Metro Expo Train Line @ La Cienega & Jefferson (Los Angeles) 4sq.com/mpX1vG #
  • 08:13 Tell @MktplaceRadio: Report facts, not anti- #organic propaganda paid for by #Monsanto t.co/hdukE39 #p2 #
  • 08:18 Feet are still tapping to #15minutes. #
  • 08:20 @KMont I love tin roof sundaes for the spanish peanuts - the saltier, the better! #
  • 08:22 @naroomin That's...absolutely delightful. Yes, I second this. #
  • 08:30 O HAI TRANSITION TO KINDERGARTEN STRESSORS MY KID DIDN'T WANT TO SLEEP LAST NIGHT AAAAAAAA fuck. #zombie #
  • 08:32 To the good, I was able to download 'Go the F***k to Sleep' for fella last night and man, was it appropriate. Made a grown man cry. #thanks #
  • 08:35 @seananmcguire But but - that's what the shallow end of the pool is for! 9_9 #ididn'tdoit #
  • 08:43 You know what the key ingredient in meeting someone to me is? What they find most important - what matters most - first thing they think of. #
  • 08:46 If it's only about them -turn off. If it's trying to fix something bigger than themselves? WIN. Bonus points if they're smart about it. #
  • 08:47 How can you lose if you're smart, caring and work hard? Hint: SEXAY OMG. Also - most of the time, you're too busy to be a loser. Right? #
  • 08:50 Hello, we're not in Texas - t.co/0IGQ03H #whatsinyourschoollunchprogram #lol #
  • 08:55 My kid's preschool class is going. Got no choice. #poor #whatdoyouthink onion.com/iXPZA1 #
  • 08:56 @theDivaLea They remove chocolate milk from the menu and OMG SUSHI TIEM is the next thing. *facepalm* Stay classy, LATimes. #
  • 09:00 @theDivaLea Oh, just add a heaping helping of LAUSD - it's a perfect storm. Ask @jamieoliver. #
  • 09:01 @theDivaLea I should be glad. They're not talking about ketchup at this point. You know, the vegetable. #schoollunchprogramrevampsfromhell #
  • 09:05 @theDivaLea I don't. I think he's someone who cooks for a living. Everything else is the best attempt possible - like his spelling. #
  • 09:09 @theDivaLea Remember when getting Emeril to cook for a school was a big deal? It hasn't changed a lick. #
  • 09:10 @theDivaLea And they screamed back. At least, the LAUSD here did. That wasn't entertaining. :( #
  • 09:16 @theDivaLea I suspect there was a lot of mutual wankage. We ARE talking about the district that interrogated librarians, remember. #
  • 09:21 @kshandra Hee. Grown man. Crying. WIN. I haven't seen him stifle like that in YEARS. #
  • 09:36 @KMont A tin roof is a hot fudge sundae with spanish peanuts (skins and all) on top. Loved them growing up. #
  • 09:36 @KMont :9 #
  • 09:39 @DavidCornDC We had a dog alert on gummi bears once. In Australia. Kind of felt sorry for the dog - psych! #
  • 12:00 Welp, it's happened. Kid is showing his age. Farts are funny. And also an adjective, noun and public social function. #kids #
  • 12:01 Also - NO re-direction to fanny burps, toots or more -um- offensive naming, thank you. Fart is a funny word. Yes, kid, yes it is. #kids #
  • 13:21 This is honestly the kind of adoption I thought I was going to do, when I first got started. t.co/oze8GID #adoption #kids #
  • 13:24 @SHDinDinAGoGo That's GREAT news - it's a great location! #
  • 13:45 I'm at McDonald's at LaCienega and Clemson (3501 S LaCienega Blvd, Clemson, Los Angeles) 4sq.com/iBDm0j #
  • 14:13 @_bigbigtruck_ Some people have kids and don't think about it. The kids just appear, just like their parents did before them. And so on. #
  • 14:16 @_bigbigtruck_ What gets me is that deciding to parent these kids got me the hairy eyeball. Wasn't infertile. What was I doing here? #
  • 14:33 @_bigbigtruck_ See, that's the problem. Nobody in these cases committed to *anything* other than 'this is today, and this is it.' #
  • 14:40 @_bigbigtruck_ The kids are here, nobody was really ready for anything, you do what you know and maybe it'll all work out. It can - maybe. #
  • 15:00 Okay, French Bulldog in the office makes everything better. #dawww #puppy #tehcoot #
  • 15:13 @jenniferbrozek I think the things that bother me most about ants: 1) can't tell them leave and 2) can't put collars and leashes on them. #
  • 15:16 @jenniferbrozek Those little jerks. Who asked them to the party, I tell ya! (Make dough out of ground cinnamon, plug holes. They hate it.) #
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Originally posted by [livejournal.com profile] karnythia at Of Fairy Wings And Glittering Crowns (Crowdfunded Fiction)
As some of you already know a few months ago we packed up and moved to Memphis. On paper it was a good plan. In execution...well, we wound up in an apartment where the floors slope at an angle so steep nothing on wheels can stay in place. One of the bedrooms has a hole in ceiling big enough to stick my arm through that we've been trying to get fixed since the week we moved in. And then there's the roach problem (complete with a nest inside the dishwasher), which...let's just say that we landed with the worst landlord possible and he shows no signs of getting better. Fortunately our lease is month to month. Unfortunately, having been here for the last six weeks we have discovered that we don't like Memphis. At all.

We're a family of walkers and Memphis is not pedestrian friendly in the slightest. We do have access to a car, but we hate having to drive everywhere. The kids were excited in the beginning, but between the apartment issues and the lack of playmates at any of the parks (it is too hot to play outside and the pools aren't open yet) they're miserable. We'd rather cut our losses now, instead of moving into another apartment in a city that we don't love in the first place. It doesn't help that having attracted the attention of the Cult of The Fetus (aka Jill Stanek & her followers) a few weeks ago, I don't feel super safe here. As silly as it may sound we're ready to head back to Chicago and accept that we are really Chicago kids. But, the expenses of moving down here mean we don't have enough cash to pay bills here, find a new place, and afford all the attendant costs of reworking our lives all over again. In theory we would eventually earn enough to swing it, but that would mean being here for months and we really don't want to do that.

So, I'm offering up a YA novel Of Fairy Wings And Glittering Crowns to be written in 60 days and posted chapter by chapter at Atypical Princess. I'll be posting the plot synopsis and character sketches today with an eye towards posting the first chapter tomorrow. There's a Chip In widget below that's not quite accurate (I got a couple of donations yesterday), but will still provide a way for folks to keep track of our goal. If you can't donate I still want you to read, after all what's the point of fiction if you can't share it? All I ask is that if you like it, you link it to your friends and family for their perusal. Thanks so much, I hope you enjoy reading this as much as I plan to enjoy writing it.

Selena Newly grew up in a family that took the fun out of dysfunctional. Sharing a house with a mother that never wanted her, aunts who detest each other, and a grandmother that has them all at the mercy of her purse strings hasn't exactly made for an idyllic childhood. In fact it has left her yearning for adulthood since she was old enough to walk. The day her mother throws her out is the best and worst day of her life. She is free, but she has nowhere to go, and no idea how she's going to support herself. When the door into Altanur opens it seems like the answer to all her childhood prayers. Her family isn't really her family, and she's a fairy princess. Unfortunately she's about to learn the hard way that everything has a price, and sometimes that price may be too high.






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Originally posted by [livejournal.com profile] karnythia at Of Fairy Wings And Glittering Crowns (Crowdfunded Fiction)
As some of you already know a few months ago we packed up and moved to Memphis. On paper it was a good plan. In execution...well, we wound up in an apartment where the floors slope at an angle so steep nothing on wheels can stay in place. One of the bedrooms has a hole in ceiling big enough to stick my arm through that we've been trying to get fixed since the week we moved in. And then there's the roach problem (complete with a nest inside the dishwasher), which...let's just say that we landed with the worst landlord possible and he shows no signs of getting better. Fortunately our lease is month to month. Unfortunately, having been here for the last six weeks we have discovered that we don't like Memphis. At all.

We're a family of walkers and Memphis is not pedestrian friendly in the slightest. We do have access to a car, but we hate having to drive everywhere. The kids were excited in the beginning, but between the apartment issues and the lack of playmates at any of the parks (it is too hot to play outside and the pools aren't open yet) they're miserable. We'd rather cut our losses now, instead of moving into another apartment in a city that we don't love in the first place. It doesn't help that having attracted the attention of the Cult of The Fetus (aka Jill Stanek & her followers) a few weeks ago, I don't feel super safe here. As silly as it may sound we're ready to head back to Chicago and accept that we are really Chicago kids. But, the expenses of moving down here mean we don't have enough cash to pay bills here, find a new place, and afford all the attendant costs of reworking our lives all over again. In theory we would eventually earn enough to swing it, but that would mean being here for months and we really don't want to do that.

So, I'm offering up a YA novel Of Fairy Wings And Glittering Crowns to be written in 60 days and posted chapter by chapter at Atypical Princess. I'll be posting the plot synopsis and character sketches today with an eye towards posting the first chapter tomorrow. There's a Chip In widget below that's not quite accurate (I got a couple of donations yesterday), but will still provide a way for folks to keep track of our goal. If you can't donate I still want you to read, after all what's the point of fiction if you can't share it? All I ask is that if you like it, you link it to your friends and family for their perusal. Thanks so much, I hope you enjoy reading this as much as I plan to enjoy writing it.

Selena Newly grew up in a family that took the fun out of dysfunctional. Sharing a house with a mother that never wanted her, aunts who detest each other, and a grandmother that has them all at the mercy of her purse strings hasn't exactly made for an idyllic childhood. In fact it has left her yearning for adulthood since she was old enough to walk. The day her mother throws her out is the best and worst day of her life. She is free, but she has nowhere to go, and no idea how she's going to support herself. When the door into Altanur opens it seems like the answer to all her childhood prayers. Her family isn't really her family, and she's a fairy princess. Unfortunately she's about to learn the hard way that everything has a price, and sometimes that price may be too high.






I'm blogging across two platforms. Feel free to comment here or there. You decide!
kyburg: (Default)
Originally posted by [livejournal.com profile] karnythia at Of Fairy Wings And Glittering Crowns (Crowdfunded Fiction)
As some of you already know a few months ago we packed up and moved to Memphis. On paper it was a good plan. In execution...well, we wound up in an apartment where the floors slope at an angle so steep nothing on wheels can stay in place. One of the bedrooms has a hole in ceiling big enough to stick my arm through that we've been trying to get fixed since the week we moved in. And then there's the roach problem (complete with a nest inside the dishwasher), which...let's just say that we landed with the worst landlord possible and he shows no signs of getting better. Fortunately our lease is month to month. Unfortunately, having been here for the last six weeks we have discovered that we don't like Memphis. At all.

We're a family of walkers and Memphis is not pedestrian friendly in the slightest. We do have access to a car, but we hate having to drive everywhere. The kids were excited in the beginning, but between the apartment issues and the lack of playmates at any of the parks (it is too hot to play outside and the pools aren't open yet) they're miserable. We'd rather cut our losses now, instead of moving into another apartment in a city that we don't love in the first place. It doesn't help that having attracted the attention of the Cult of The Fetus (aka Jill Stanek & her followers) a few weeks ago, I don't feel super safe here. As silly as it may sound we're ready to head back to Chicago and accept that we are really Chicago kids. But, the expenses of moving down here mean we don't have enough cash to pay bills here, find a new place, and afford all the attendant costs of reworking our lives all over again. In theory we would eventually earn enough to swing it, but that would mean being here for months and we really don't want to do that.

So, I'm offering up a YA novel Of Fairy Wings And Glittering Crowns to be written in 60 days and posted chapter by chapter at Atypical Princess. I'll be posting the plot synopsis and character sketches today with an eye towards posting the first chapter tomorrow. There's a Chip In widget below that's not quite accurate (I got a couple of donations yesterday), but will still provide a way for folks to keep track of our goal. If you can't donate I still want you to read, after all what's the point of fiction if you can't share it? All I ask is that if you like it, you link it to your friends and family for their perusal. Thanks so much, I hope you enjoy reading this as much as I plan to enjoy writing it.

Selena Newly grew up in a family that took the fun out of dysfunctional. Sharing a house with a mother that never wanted her, aunts who detest each other, and a grandmother that has them all at the mercy of her purse strings hasn't exactly made for an idyllic childhood. In fact it has left her yearning for adulthood since she was old enough to walk. The day her mother throws her out is the best and worst day of her life. She is free, but she has nowhere to go, and no idea how she's going to support herself. When the door into Altanur opens it seems like the answer to all her childhood prayers. Her family isn't really her family, and she's a fairy princess. Unfortunately she's about to learn the hard way that everything has a price, and sometimes that price may be too high.






I'm blogging across two platforms. Feel free to comment here or there. You decide!

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