kyburg | Tweets for Today

01:37 It's easy to overestimate your cash flow with the optimistic S... More for Scorpio twittascope.com/?sign=8 #
07:00 I'm at Hickory Tree School (Madrona Street, Torrance) 4sq.com/jdbm9W #
07:11 I'm at Starbucks (17400 Hawthorne Blvd, at Artesia Blvd, Torrance) 4sq.com/lELIXK #
07:47 I'm at CELS Enterprises Inc. (3485 S. La Cienega Blvd., Corbett Street, Los Angeles) 4sq.com/mIM7sM #
07:47 I'm at Chinese Laundry HQ (La Cienega, Los Angeles) 4sq.com/lJWPs3 #
07:47 I'm at Metro Expo Train Line @ La Cienega & Jefferson (Los Angeles) 4sq.com/mpX1vG #
08:13 Tell @MktplaceRadio: Report facts, not anti- #organic propaganda paid for by #Monsanto t.co/hdukE39 #p2 #
08:18 Feet are still tapping to #15minutes. #
08:20 @KMont I love tin roof sundaes for the spanish peanuts - the saltier, the better! #
08:22 @naroomin That's...absolutely delightful. Yes, I second this. #
08:30 O HAI TRANSITION TO KINDERGARTEN STRESSORS MY KID DIDN'T WANT TO SLEEP LAST NIGHT AAAAAAAA fuck. #zombie #
08:32 To the good, I was able to download 'Go the F***k to Sleep' for fella last night and man, was it appropriate. Made a grown man cry. #thanks #
08:35 @seananmcguire But but - that's what the shallow end of the pool is for! 9_9 #ididn'tdoit #
08:43 You know what the key ingredient in meeting someone to me is? What they find most important - what matters most - first thing they think of. #
08:46 If it's only about them -turn off. If it's trying to fix something bigger than themselves? WIN. Bonus points if they're smart about it. #
08:47 How can you lose if you're smart, caring and work hard? Hint: SEXAY OMG. Also - most of the time, you're too busy to be a loser. Right? #
08:50 Hello, we're not in Texas - t.co/0IGQ03H #whatsinyourschoollunchprogram #lol #
08:55 My kid's preschool class is going. Got no choice. #poor #whatdoyouthink onion.com/iXPZA1 #
08:56 @theDivaLea They remove chocolate milk from the menu and OMG SUSHI TIEM is the next thing. *facepalm* Stay classy, LATimes. #
09:00 @theDivaLea Oh, just add a heaping helping of LAUSD - it's a perfect storm. Ask @jamieoliver. #
09:01 @theDivaLea I should be glad. They're not talking about ketchup at this point. You know, the vegetable. #schoollunchprogramrevampsfromhell #
09:05 @theDivaLea I don't. I think he's someone who cooks for a living. Everything else is the best attempt possible - like his spelling. #
09:09 @theDivaLea Remember when getting Emeril to cook for a school was a big deal? It hasn't changed a lick. #
09:10 @theDivaLea And they screamed back. At least, the LAUSD here did. That wasn't entertaining. :( #
09:16 @theDivaLea I suspect there was a lot of mutual wankage. We ARE talking about the district that interrogated librarians, remember. #
09:21 @kshandra Hee. Grown man. Crying. WIN. I haven't seen him stifle like that in YEARS. #
09:36 @KMont A tin roof is a hot fudge sundae with spanish peanuts (skins and all) on top. Loved them growing up. #
09:36 @KMont :9 #
09:39 @DavidCornDC We had a dog alert on gummi bears once. In Australia. Kind of felt sorry for the dog - psych! #
12:00 Welp, it's happened. Kid is showing his age. Farts are funny. And also an adjective, noun and public social function. #kids #
12:01 Also - NO re-direction to fanny burps, toots or more -um- offensive naming, thank you. Fart is a funny word. Yes, kid, yes it is. #kids #
13:21 This is honestly the kind of adoption I thought I was going to do, when I first got started. t.co/oze8GID #adoption #kids #
13:24 @SHDinDinAGoGo That's GREAT news - it's a great location! #
13:45 I'm at McDonald's at LaCienega and Clemson (3501 S LaCienega Blvd, Clemson, Los Angeles) 4sq.com/iBDm0j #
14:13 @_bigbigtruck_ Some people have kids and don't think about it. The kids just appear, just like their parents did before them. And so on. #
14:16 @_bigbigtruck_ What gets me is that deciding to parent these kids got me the hairy eyeball. Wasn't infertile. What was I doing here? #
14:33 @_bigbigtruck_ See, that's the problem. Nobody in these cases committed to *anything* other than 'this is today, and this is it.' #
14:40 @_bigbigtruck_ The kids are here, nobody was really ready for anything, you do what you know and maybe it'll all work out. It can - maybe. #
15:00 Okay, French Bulldog in the office makes everything better. #dawww #puppy #tehcoot #
15:13 @jenniferbrozek I think the things that bother me most about ants: 1) can't tell them leave and 2) can't put collars and leashes on them. #
15:16 @jenniferbrozek Those little jerks. Who asked them to the party, I tell ya! (Make dough out of ground cinnamon, plug holes. They hate it.) #