My tweets

• Wed, 13:57: Good morning! Now, just how much mischief can I get into today and keep my cover? Bwahaha. Yanno.
• Wed, 13:58: RT @MarkRuffalo: Want to know why all these trains are exploding Excellent reporting from http://t.co/DyjvhMRY8V. @WaterDefense http://t.c…
• Wed, 14:01: RT @ProBirdRights: i can drink coffee it coffee for drink coffee i can handle coofee coffee to drink coffee yes good everything under contr…
• Wed, 14:02: RT @ProBirdRights: jolly rancher stuck to my bottom
• Wed, 14:06: Audio: This has been jumping into the shuffle on the iPod TOO DAMN MUCH WTF IPOD AAAAAGH. *turns it up* http://t.co/hrR0pApjk2
• Wed, 14:31: Photo: http://t.co/QvjE0XDnOc
• Wed, 15:49: The words 'mind palace' have been uttered by the new boss this morning in the presence of management and nobody burst into flame. Huh. #win
• Wed, 15:56: RT @benlandis: Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by server problems.
• Wed, 16:01: RT @mediatemple: Did you know how easy it is to earn free hosting with (mt)? Our referral program is great! http://t.co/7eKUEYOHGP *DJ http…
• Wed, 16:02: RT @goodreads: "When I am an old woman I shall wear purple. With a red hat which doesn't go, and doesn't suit me." http://t.co/kxEAZ1Z769 #…

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