Honey, here's one for the students at work. (Via
tdj, of course.)
drsaddam brings one that just hits my buttons. Blogger has been arrested for killing his wife...over a year ago, by spiking her Gatorade with antifreeze. The motive appears to be a $250,000 life insurance policy.
I think the heartless waste of carbon needs to spend the rest of his life - and may it be a long one - living on Gatorade in a prison cell and wondering when someone is going to slip him the antifreeze. Cos' well - he'll get life for this, if they convict him. That's how it should be done.
*shivers* I hate Gatorade. I hate antifreeze poisoning.
I think the heartless waste of carbon needs to spend the rest of his life - and may it be a long one - living on Gatorade in a prison cell and wondering when someone is going to slip him the antifreeze. Cos' well - he'll get life for this, if they convict him. That's how it should be done.
*shivers* I hate Gatorade. I hate antifreeze poisoning.