Jan. 4th, 2018

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zivazivc:

Happy Mutation Day

i know there’s already a lot of art on how raph got spike. most of them that he found him in a sewer and resued him. but my theory is that splinter gave spike to him.
i think raphie has trouble expressing his feelings with words cuz he feels like others will judge him. so splinter gave him a pet for birthday so he’ll have someone to talk to UvU
raph’s a little upset at first since he wanted a toy but soon finds out his new friend is much better.

Getting what you need more than getting what you want can have an enormous impact. This was so wonderful and a good story for how Raph got Spike and how Spike got his name. :3

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karadin:

kaleighbytheway:

just-shower-thoughts:

As an atheist, putting my hand on the Bible and saying an oath before testifying to a court is less likely to get me to tell the truth than a pinkey promise

When my parents were fighting for custody, I was old enough to have a say, so they put me under oath to assure I was being honest with my feelings. Using my best serious face, knowing what was coming, when offered the bible to swear on, I requested to swear on the secretary’s hole punch, “because it’s far more honest. It says it’s going to punch a hole, and it does, best God I’ve seen today.” My mom buried her face in her hands, my dad sighed and rubbed his forehead. The judge almost choked on his water before telling the bailiff “find this young lady a hole punch!”

San Jose councilman

Lan Diep sworn into office with his Captain America Shield

Reblogging for that last bit

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jackironsides:

magic-and-moonlit-wings:

In the heart of the fairy mound, there were two identical cradles, each with an identical infant inside.

“One of these babies is the one you bore,” said a fairy. “The other is the changeling we left. You may leave our hall with whichever child you claim as your own. Choose wisely.”

“But they are both my children,” the human mother protested indignantly.

The fairies whispered amongst themselves in surprise and confusion. At last, one asked, “How do you mean?”

“I came to get back the child you stole from me, the one who is mine by blood. I never agreed to give my adopted child back to you.”

Perhaps her words touched the fairies’ hearts; or perhaps her stubbornness impressed them; or perhaps they simply found the argument amusing, novel enough to merit a reward.

She left the fairy mound, an infant in each arm, and brought them home.

I want to write the novel of what happens next.

Go for it!

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(2/2 union question) and striking. He was the sole provider at the time with (by the end) eight children to feed etc. So is there, like, some sort of safety net for this sort of thing, or is the point of a strike like a game of chicken between the company’s profits and the workers starving to death/being evicted? Sorry again if this is actually some easily Google-able question and I’ve just missed it before, but I would really appreciate any insight you could offer.

I’m unfortunately not super qualified to answer – while I know a bit about the history of unions in the US, I’ve never participated in a strike except solidarity marching outside of work. So what I can offer is mostly anecdotal, but I will offer it! Read more behind the cut!

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rachaelmhill:

unpretty:

unpretty:

come to think of it, why wouldn’t someone with superman’s powers use them for physical comedy? like. buster keaton style. or dick van dyke. he is invulnerable and can fly, those are the perfect circumstances for a pratfall. half the time only he is aware that he is joking and he just looks like a clumsy asshole but he knows in his heart that the timing on that gag was perf. add this to my list of stupid fucking headcanons.

clark sits down too aggressively in a desk chair, rolls backward across basically the whole office before the chair tips backward and he rolls out of it and into a vending machine in the break room that drops candy on his head because he whacked it. lois is laughing so hard she can’t breathe but the joke is on her, he did that on purpose. he planned that gag for days. she is laughing with him, not at him. who is the real winner here. score one for kent.

@lauralot89

Buster Keaton was a badass, just for being.  The super with no powers other than audacity.
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copperbadge:

So, you all know the about Tony’s Iron Man Thong, right?

If not, I am here to share it with you.

This is the story of the time the Avengers went up against the Molecule Man. The time Steve rode Tony like a horse. The time Tony fought crime in a thong. 

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flourhurricane:

And if you wanted anime, you had to hold down the 8 and 9 buttons at the same time.  Good times!
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ostdrossel:

Dark-eyed Juncos are perfect for some editing, it makes their feather structure and colours more visible. They only come here in the colder season, so it is nice to experiment with them a bit.

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My tweets

Jan. 4th, 2018 12:00 pm
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  • Wed, 14:55: RT @tedlieu: Donald Trump saying with regard to Steve Bannon that he lost his mind has so many levels of irony that my mind can't process i…
  • Wed, 14:56: RT @GeorgeTakei: So, wait, how does Donald still have an active Twitter account? Can we shut that shit down? Seriously. Asking for a planet.
  • Wed, 14:56: RT @ACLU: The state of Arizona requires Mik Jordahl to promise he won’t boycott Israel in order to provide legal service to people in need.…
  • Wed, 14:56: RT @SerenaSonoma: Trans and non- binary peeps, here is a list of clinics throughout the country that offers HRT following an informed conse…
  • Thu, 03:27: 5 of 5 stars to Civil War II (Civil War II by Brian Michael Bendis https://t.co/6KwzK7NG5m
  • Thu, 05:23: 5 of 5 stars to Christmas at the Little Village Bakery by Tilly Tennant https://t.co/HGenW8ZTR3
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jumpingjacktrash:

oh my god.

let me share a memory with y’all. it’s from i guess 1978 or thereabouts. it’s high summer. i don’t remember where my mom was driving me, in our avocado green chevette, i just know there was a traffic jam that turned 35w northbound into a parking lot from horizon to horizon.

picture it – wait, you don’t have to use your imagination, this happened all the damn time back then.

every one of those damn cars was burning leaded gasoline. there were no emissions regulations. there were no safety regulations. there were just thousands and thousands of detroit steel shoeboxes belching visible smoke as they idled, engines loud and hot, here and there a radiator giving up in the heat, a cloud of burning oil rising.

i, a smeet of five or six, was choking on toxic smog.

i reckon it was about a half hour into the traffic jam that i first threw up. i remember a blinding headache, i remember being confused, i remember dry heaving with my arms and head hanging out the window, the green metal of the car burning my hands and my chin. i don’t remember passing out, but i’m told i lost consciousness before mom was able to get to an off-ramp, because there were no emergency lanes on the highways back then.

i lived. and life went on. what were we going to do, complain? if i’d died, the cause of death probably would’ve been recorded as heatstroke, not carbon monoxide poisoning.

i know i’m probably preaching to the choir here on tumblr. but i really wish i could tell that story to the people who think deregulation is no big deal. i wish they’d put themselves in my mom’s shoes.

or even just look at some old pictures, then look out the window.

ever notice how cityscapes used to have that orange tint and hazy aura? yeah, that’s poison gas.

remember how the mississippi river used to be a stinking soup of baby-shit yellow sludge covered with disturbingly stiff rafts of light orange foam?

i can’t even find pictures of the sludge and foam, i guess they didn’t end up on the internet. the smell was indescribable. that oily shimmer. the reek of dead things. people didn’t boat on the river for pleasure; it smelled too bad, it was too ugly, and you could get super super sick if you touched the water.

and now look at it.

i still wouldn’t want to drink it, but if i fell in i wouldn’t bolt for the shower in a panic, you know?

if the thieving billionaires get their way, we can kiss those sailboats goodbye, and learn the smell of toxic foam once more. the ultra-rich won’t even feel the extra money, they’ve already got more than they could ever touch, they just stash it in offshore accounts to rot, but the rest of us will return to a time of neverending nausea and weird cancers. a time when every elementary school class had at least one kid who’d been born with no fingers or their heart outside their body, and this was just… the way things were.

i’m sorry. i didn’t mean to longpost. it’s just. god. y’all have no idea how CLEAN everything is now, compared to when i was a kid. and these rich old men are counting on that, on people not knowing or not remembering how bad it was before regulation, not realizing how much we need these protections until it’s too late.

edit: replaced the last pic because i accidentally grabbed lake calhoun instead of the river. now it’s the mississippi.

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karadin:

reasonandempathy:

For every year since 2006 the single largest, most massive drain on the USPS budget has been retiree funding.  In 2011, for example, it owed 5.5 billion to a fund for its retirees.  Which sounds like they’re skimping and low on cash, but it entirely misses a key aspect.

They’re paying for employees 75 years in the future.  They are paying for the benefits of employees who are not born yet and for their children, who themselves are not born yet and will also serve 20 years in the USPS.

Put into law by a republican Congress and signed by G.W. Bush before the Democrats took over in 2007 (it was signed December 20th, 2006), it mandates that $5.5 billion, every year since 2007, in order to pre-fund health benefits and pensions until 2071.

It’s handled and detailed in-depth in Title 8 of the bill.  It’s a big bill and dense as hell, so I don’t particularly blame people for not getting it.  Here’s a USPS summary of the impact the bill has had.

Okay, let’s compare the deficit, per year, to the Congress-Mandated payments per-year.  For the record, the USPS doesn’t get federal funding.  As a national governmental agency it is exempt from local laws such as real estate taxes, but that is the extent, and those exemptions are never factored into conversations about the CIA or FBI, and as such don’t belong in this conversation.

In 2016 the USPS was $5.59 billion in deficit, and had to pay 5.8 billion to this fund.  Meaning, without the weight of this it would be 210 million net revenue.

2015 had the USPS at 4.9 billion behind, with a 5.7 billion payment.  Continuing from that report, 2014 was $5.3 billion behind with a $5.7B payment.  2013 was $4.8B and a $5.6B payment.

Look, that isn’t to say that the USPS would be a perfect organization without this biil; it would be treading water but still positive.  Even the Conservative RStreet.org points this out and demonstrates that the USPS is still functional.

Apply that chart to any company that wasn’t the USPS and you’ll see a few years or turmoil that has significantly straightened itself out, and a positive trend for years now at this point (which is why I included numbers from 2015 and 2016 and how their financial situation is only getting better).

Here’s, let’s look at the price and value of IBM over time.

Notice the huge drop in 2008 and 2009, where it took IBM two years to recover?

Here’s Home Depot taking 3 years to recover from 2008.

Microsoft

It’s almost like everyone took multiple years to recover from losing a ton of money and value from a huge downturn in 2008 and 2009.  But by 2011/2012 they all managed to do that.

And hey, look.  The USPS righted themselves out in 2013 and since then have been doing just fine.  They’re not breaking land speed records, but every year their revenues are growing and their cash flow is improving.

TLDR; The Post Office is functioning at a healthy level with slow but constant improvements and is operating in the black, other than Republicans fucking with its budget 11 years ago.  They changed the law to give the USPS massive debts that no other company in the world has to deal with in an effort to convince people that “Government Doesn’t Work”.

The government isn’t working because they keep trying to break it.

The goal was to force the privatization of the USPS and then steal billions in the pension fund they had forced them to accumulate (for years before this USPS had had a surplus in the billions and they forced them to pay it down)

The USPS is also one of the largest unions in the country, so Republicans planned to kill two birds with one stone, yet despite all this, the USPS is still the most efficient, reliable and less expensive (for the daily door to door service everywhere in the country) postal service in the world.

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