Oh, and another thing?

[kyburg]

What kind of sick bastard sends kids around to knock on doors after 8:30PM on December 30th for magazine subscriptions? It almost makes me wish Jim had answered the door instead of me because all I did was tell them we're OUT - really, nothing here, please go home and something, we go nothing - but after that, I really wished I'd found out WHO had issued those order forms....

And beat the SNOT out of them. WHAT.