Dear Kitty -
Apr. 29th, 2009 01:33 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
kyburgPlease get with the program and start feeding yourself again. Really. We don't like stuffing that disgusting, foul-smelling crap down your gullet anymore than you do. And we also don't like fishing you out from under the bed with a broom, insisting you take a pill twice a day and squirting that nasty orange stuff into your mouth. Really. We don't.
We know it was a lot just bringing that boy home - and OMG, we were gone for a whole week prior to that.
But come on. We know you're close - you keep sneaking bites here and there with relative success. You're definitely interested.
But if we don't make you, you don't do. Well, not enough to keep from starving to death, you dope.
You like your place in the sun, you like us - and we'd like that to continue.
Want more time for pets, kitty. Really really.
Go eat something. Please.
We know it was a lot just bringing that boy home - and OMG, we were gone for a whole week prior to that.
But come on. We know you're close - you keep sneaking bites here and there with relative success. You're definitely interested.
But if we don't make you, you don't do. Well, not enough to keep from starving to death, you dope.
You like your place in the sun, you like us - and we'd like that to continue.
Want more time for pets, kitty. Really really.
Go eat something. Please.
