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I'm 5'6".

Chase after a girl you own age throwing lit firecrackers from Tiajuana, and I'm the 50' bitch from hell. In stocking feet, no less.

Demanding your fekkingparentsrighttheghaddamnNOWwhatthefuckareyoudoing....

And the little yard ape had the idea lying to me would work. Lighter in one hand, firecracker in the other.

Jim is letting the Mom handle it. This time. It happens again, it's a full 911 call, so help me God.

And the seven youngest showed us their birthday cake and ice cream. A birthday party. *facepalms*

Oh life is going to SUCK for them this summer with me around.
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