*rrrRRRrrrrrRRRRR*

[kyburg]

I'm 5'6".

Chase after a girl you own age throwing lit firecrackers from Tiajuana, and I'm the 50' bitch from hell. In stocking feet, no less.

Demanding your fekkingparentsrighttheghaddamnNOWwhatthefuckareyoudoing....

And the little yard ape had the idea lying to me would work. Lighter in one hand, firecracker in the other.

Jim is letting the Mom handle it. This time. It happens again, it's a full 911 call, so help me God.

And the seven youngest showed us their birthday cake and ice cream. A birthday party. *facepalms*

Oh life is going to SUCK for them this summer with me around.

Comments

[bigbigtruck.livejournal.com]

How DARE you try to stifle their expression! Children are so preeeesssshhhuuus! You mustn't upset them!

[unclejimbo.livejournal.com]

I tried to stop her... I did! I reaaally did... ^^

[kyburg.livejournal.com]

Heh heh heh.

Hey, kid. Stifle this! We actually had a minor air show the other night - and mind you, fireworks are so NOT allowed in Los Angeles, it ain't funny.

Right in front of my house. I could have taken pictures. Next time, I will.

We're both hospital brats - Jim still works in one. And was a fireman once. Oh we are so not going to have this. Not on our watch.

And I've got all the littles on our side - it was somewhat assuring to hear the chorus of "oooooh, you're in trouble" when I chased the kid home in the midst of that birthday party.

[elfwench.livejournal.com]

*sigh* Well, at least you're not in Indiana, where this summer I'm seeing Fireworks stores that are advertising, "Buy 1 Get 3 Free!"

I kid you not!

Yeeehawwww! Rednecks are us. :P

That sounds like an invitation for Darwin Awards and Honorable mentiosn to me.