Two truths and a lie -
Sep. 9th, 2004 01:44 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
kyburgPlay with me.
Something I saw elsewhere made me think - those who tell lies, expect lies from others. Those who tell the truth are upset when they are lied to - they weren't expecting it.
And then there's me, who can pick a lie out of thin air. Not always, but damn close. MAPP class in its last session played a game of two truths and a lie, which was to make three statements - winner determined which one was a lie out of them.
So -
I dare you.
Post three statements about yourself. Two are true, one a falsehood. Pure fiction. Go nuts.
In any random order.
Let's see if I'm full of it - if you fool me, I'll send Pocky.
And of course, this won't work if you're an asshole. Dig?
Something I saw elsewhere made me think - those who tell lies, expect lies from others. Those who tell the truth are upset when they are lied to - they weren't expecting it.
And then there's me, who can pick a lie out of thin air. Not always, but damn close. MAPP class in its last session played a game of two truths and a lie, which was to make three statements - winner determined which one was a lie out of them.
So -
I dare you.
Post three statements about yourself. Two are true, one a falsehood. Pure fiction. Go nuts.
In any random order.
Let's see if I'm full of it - if you fool me, I'll send Pocky.
And of course, this won't work if you're an asshole. Dig?
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Date: 2004-09-09 01:40 pm (UTC)I have been stoned.
I have been dead.
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Date: 2004-09-09 01:40 pm (UTC)I have blonde hair
I've had my head in the mouth of a lion
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Date: 2004-09-09 01:48 pm (UTC)2. I once fell off a stage while doing cartwheels.
3. I know by heart the regulations for sending lab mice to Australia.
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Date: 2004-09-09 01:50 pm (UTC)I've killed a man.
I've performed professionally.
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Date: 2004-09-09 01:56 pm (UTC)My favorite dessert is tapioca pudding.
My parents never got to see me wed.
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Date: 2004-09-09 02:08 pm (UTC)I have had White House security clearances.
I've had an unofficial tour of the White House.
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Date: 2004-09-09 02:15 pm (UTC)2. I've dated two men who had third nipples.
3. I own eight cameras.
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Date: 2004-09-09 02:16 pm (UTC)I have perfect pitch.
I grind my teeth when I'm nervous.
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Date: 2004-09-09 02:30 pm (UTC)I fell off a horse.
I fell for my best friend's boyfriend.
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Date: 2004-09-09 02:31 pm (UTC)I have met a Beatle.
I have seen a ghost.
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Date: 2004-09-09 02:43 pm (UTC)I was married briefly in college to someone I knew who needed a green card.
I have never traveled in Asia.
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Date: 2004-09-09 02:46 pm (UTC)I have ridden a horse.
I am adopted.
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Date: 2004-09-09 03:00 pm (UTC)In my home town, I was arrested for trespassing and vandalism.
In New Orleans, I had sex with a woman almost twice my age.
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Date: 2004-09-09 03:10 pm (UTC)I have never had a cavity.
I was a member of Future Homemakers of America.
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Date: 2004-09-09 03:16 pm (UTC)I sprained an ankle crossing the street.
My parents are fundamentalist Christians who support GWB.
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Date: 2004-09-09 03:17 pm (UTC)I've never been arrested.
I have a 3.5-octave vocal range.
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Date: 2004-09-09 03:19 pm (UTC)The first time I was on a horse I was two.
The first thing I was ever afraid of was a dog.
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Date: 2004-09-09 03:36 pm (UTC)I just bought a new snowboard/boots/bindings to replace my old ones
I used to record radio promos.
Make My Pocky Strawberry, Kthx.
Date: 2004-09-09 03:40 pm (UTC)2. I was kicked out of Walt Disney World for having sex in one of the bathrooms.
3. I was kicked out of 4th grade at a private school because I was beating the crap out of the 5th and 6th graders.
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Date: 2004-09-09 03:43 pm (UTC)I've been to the Louvre in Paris.
I have a heavy southern accent.
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Date: 2004-09-09 03:54 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-09-09 04:06 pm (UTC)2) Whilst living abroad I was propositioned on a train.
3) Whilst living abroad I was propositioned in a park.
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Date: 2004-09-09 04:27 pm (UTC)I have lived in a place called Skunk's Misery.
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Date: 2004-09-09 04:29 pm (UTC)