Two truths and a lie -
Sep. 9th, 2004 01:44 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
kyburgPlay with me.
Something I saw elsewhere made me think - those who tell lies, expect lies from others. Those who tell the truth are upset when they are lied to - they weren't expecting it.
And then there's me, who can pick a lie out of thin air. Not always, but damn close. MAPP class in its last session played a game of two truths and a lie, which was to make three statements - winner determined which one was a lie out of them.
So -
I dare you.
Post three statements about yourself. Two are true, one a falsehood. Pure fiction. Go nuts.
In any random order.
Let's see if I'm full of it - if you fool me, I'll send Pocky.
And of course, this won't work if you're an asshole. Dig?
Something I saw elsewhere made me think - those who tell lies, expect lies from others. Those who tell the truth are upset when they are lied to - they weren't expecting it.
And then there's me, who can pick a lie out of thin air. Not always, but damn close. MAPP class in its last session played a game of two truths and a lie, which was to make three statements - winner determined which one was a lie out of them.
So -
I dare you.
Post three statements about yourself. Two are true, one a falsehood. Pure fiction. Go nuts.
In any random order.
Let's see if I'm full of it - if you fool me, I'll send Pocky.
And of course, this won't work if you're an asshole. Dig?
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Date: 2004-09-09 01:40 pm (UTC)I have been stoned.
I have been dead.
no subject
Date: 2004-09-09 05:51 pm (UTC)1. Smacked with rocks.
2. High as a kite.
Considering you've done most of the AMV contests I'm familiar with, I'd have to wonder about the "shot" part -
Need clarification on your terminology - ?
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From:no subject
Date: 2004-09-09 01:40 pm (UTC)I have blonde hair
I've had my head in the mouth of a lion
no subject
Date: 2004-09-09 05:52 pm (UTC)I think it's the spicy french fries.
(no subject)
From:no subject
Date: 2004-09-09 01:48 pm (UTC)2. I once fell off a stage while doing cartwheels.
3. I know by heart the regulations for sending lab mice to Australia.
no subject
Date: 2004-09-09 05:58 pm (UTC)Methinks it's the lab mice regulations. If I'm wrong, where did you learn that stuff - and why?
(no subject)
From:no subject
Date: 2004-09-09 01:50 pm (UTC)I've killed a man.
I've performed professionally.
no subject
Date: 2004-09-09 06:00 pm (UTC)But I don't think so - am I right?
(no subject)
From:no subject
Date: 2004-09-09 01:56 pm (UTC)My favorite dessert is tapioca pudding.
My parents never got to see me wed.
no subject
Date: 2004-09-09 06:01 pm (UTC)I think it's the tapioca pudding. Did I get it?
(no subject)
From:no subject
Date: 2004-09-09 02:08 pm (UTC)I have had White House security clearances.
I've had an unofficial tour of the White House.
no subject
Date: 2004-09-09 06:02 pm (UTC)(no subject)
From:no subject
Date: 2004-09-09 02:15 pm (UTC)2. I've dated two men who had third nipples.
3. I own eight cameras.
no subject
Date: 2004-09-09 06:02 pm (UTC)I don't think so.
(Did I get it right?)
(no subject)
From:(no subject)
From:no subject
Date: 2004-09-09 02:16 pm (UTC)I have perfect pitch.
I grind my teeth when I'm nervous.
no subject
Date: 2004-09-09 06:12 pm (UTC)No you don't.
(Did I get it?)
(no subject)
From:no subject
Date: 2004-09-09 02:30 pm (UTC)I fell off a horse.
I fell for my best friend's boyfriend.
no subject
Date: 2004-09-09 06:13 pm (UTC)But fell out, no.
(Did I get it?)
How come I never got this?
From:no subject
Date: 2004-09-09 02:31 pm (UTC)I have met a Beatle.
I have seen a ghost.
no subject
Date: 2004-09-09 06:14 pm (UTC)(Did I get it?)
no subject
Date: 2004-09-09 02:43 pm (UTC)I was married briefly in college to someone I knew who needed a green card.
I have never traveled in Asia.
no subject
Date: 2004-09-09 10:54 pm (UTC)Eh, you sprained your ankle. I removed all the skin from both knees. I believe you.
And I also think you're kind-hearted (and old enough) to have done the marriage to help someone out.
But I do think you travel - but not to Asia.
(Did I get it?)
(no subject)
From:no subject
Date: 2004-09-09 02:46 pm (UTC)I have ridden a horse.
I am adopted.
no subject
Date: 2004-09-09 10:59 pm (UTC)I think that's it - am I right?
(no subject)
From:no subject
Date: 2004-09-09 03:00 pm (UTC)In my home town, I was arrested for trespassing and vandalism.
In New Orleans, I had sex with a woman almost twice my age.
no subject
Date: 2004-09-09 11:01 pm (UTC)If I'm wrong, and you did the dirty in Las Vegas, huzzah for you!
(no subject)
From:no subject
Date: 2004-09-09 03:10 pm (UTC)I have never had a cavity.
I was a member of Future Homemakers of America.
no subject
Date: 2004-09-09 11:01 pm (UTC)Am I right?
(no subject)
From:no subject
Date: 2004-09-09 03:16 pm (UTC)I sprained an ankle crossing the street.
My parents are fundamentalist Christians who support GWB.
no subject
Date: 2004-09-09 11:02 pm (UTC)(Did I get it right?)
(no subject)
From:no subject
Date: 2004-09-09 03:17 pm (UTC)I've never been arrested.
I have a 3.5-octave vocal range.
no subject
Date: 2004-09-09 11:05 pm (UTC)(Did I get it?)
(no subject)
From:no subject
Date: 2004-09-09 03:19 pm (UTC)The first time I was on a horse I was two.
The first thing I was ever afraid of was a dog.
no subject
Date: 2004-09-09 11:06 pm (UTC)And a dog? Really? Fess up.
(no subject)
From:no subject
Date: 2004-09-09 03:36 pm (UTC)I just bought a new snowboard/boots/bindings to replace my old ones
I used to record radio promos.
no subject
Date: 2004-09-09 11:07 pm (UTC)I think it's the snowboard stuff. Ya fibber.
(Did I get it?)
(no subject)
From:Make My Pocky Strawberry, Kthx.
Date: 2004-09-09 03:40 pm (UTC)2. I was kicked out of Walt Disney World for having sex in one of the bathrooms.
3. I was kicked out of 4th grade at a private school because I was beating the crap out of the 5th and 6th graders.
Re: Make My Pocky Strawberry, Kthx.
Date: 2004-09-09 11:09 pm (UTC)And if I'm wrong, it's Strawberry Mousse for you - and you've earned it!
Re: Make My Pocky Strawberry, Kthx.
From:no subject
Date: 2004-09-09 03:43 pm (UTC)I've been to the Louvre in Paris.
I have a heavy southern accent.
no subject
Date: 2004-09-09 11:09 pm (UTC)(Did I get it?)
(no subject)
From:no subject
Date: 2004-09-09 03:54 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-09-09 06:09 pm (UTC)Holy cow, this works better than hanging a pork chop around your neck....
no subject
Date: 2004-09-09 04:06 pm (UTC)2) Whilst living abroad I was propositioned on a train.
3) Whilst living abroad I was propositioned in a park.
no subject
Date: 2004-09-09 04:07 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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From:no subject
Date: 2004-09-09 04:27 pm (UTC)I have lived in a place called Skunk's Misery.
I have been knocked over by an affectionate Siberian tiger.
no subject
Date: 2004-09-10 06:35 am (UTC)I'd buy the tiger story, too.
However, Skunk's Misery? Even if self-named? Bzzzt.
(did I get it?)
(no subject)
From:(no subject)
From:no subject
Date: 2004-09-09 04:33 pm (UTC)I am a piano virtuoso
I got drunk with George Takei
Oh, my....
Date: 2004-09-09 04:38 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-09-09 04:37 pm (UTC)2. My father's eldest sister married my mother's uncle, making them both my Aunt and Uncle and Great-Aunt and Great-Uncle.
3. Both my first husband and his twin brother took fiancees away from the first man I dated out of high school.
no subject
Date: 2004-09-10 06:37 am (UTC)Did I get it?
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