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A jotun and a dwarf at the maternity ward.

For the newcomers, let me explain; In the old Scandinavian religion (Thor, Odin and all that) it’s explained that there are no dwarf women. Instead dwarves “craft” children using magic. They were amazing craftsmen and could create living beings of flesh and blood. Apart from their famous skills with a hammer, their lack of women was considered the main thing that set them apart from other races. They did love women though. Women could always buy their services by sleeping with them.

Jotun men get pregnant several times in all sorts of different ways in the old stories. They might sleeps with another man, woman, monster or animal and birth everything from perfectly normal jotun babies to weird monsters (Loki was nothing special in that aspect), or they might get spontaneously pregnant. The first jotun Ymir had both male and female sex organs and mated with himself. He later birthed the jotun race.

Oh Vikings, thanks for leaving this goldmine of weirdness for us.

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