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[kyburg]

Went to visit the ladies room yesterday, and discovered two big holes in the ground.

Yup, they're rennovating. Yah-hoo.

Which means an elevator trip to use the unmentionable.

..

You know? You don't buy tea. You rent it.

..move along.

Comments

[technoshaman.livejournal.com]

That goes for beer and coffee, too.

And I've heard it called "the euphemism..."

[murphymom.livejournal.com]

It's also sometimes called "the necessary" - so I've been known to say, "I'm going to the convenience before it becomes the necessary."

[snobahr.livejournal.com]

All tea/beer/coffee/cola do is keep your throat hydrated. The body just spews it all out in fairly short order, afterwards.