Lord, save me from Your followers -

[kyburg]

There is little doubt that Falwell split Hell wide open the instant he died. The evidence is compelling, overwhelming, and irrefragable. To wit:

1. Falwell was a true Calvinistic Baptist when he was a young preacher in Springfield, Missouri, and sold his soul to Free-Willism (Arminianism) for lucre.

2. Falwell bitterly and viciously attacked WBC because of WBC's faithful Bible preaching -- thereby committing the unpardonable sin -- otherwise known as the sin against the Holy Ghost.

3. Falwell warmly praised Christ-rejecting Jews, pedophile-condoning Catholics, money-grubbing compromisers, practicing fags like Mel White, and backsliders like Billy Graham and Robert Schuler, etc. All for lucre -- making him guilty of their sins.

Irrefragable is a word?

UH.

I did say something about coming to your own conclusions and the opinions of your peers.

All I gotta add is what my mamma always told me - "If two shall gather in His name, they will fight."

WORD.

Comments

[machineplay.livejournal.com]

Phelps gets crazier and crazier. I've been following his stuff for years and it's just devolving into gibberish. Talk about Babel. :p

[anahata56.livejournal.com]

I like your Mamma.

[studiogaijin.livejournal.com]

...wow...falwell was pretty crazy and horrible himself, but this nut thinks he wasn't extreme enough in his hateful bullshit? Do people actually listen to this guy...?

[tibicina.livejournal.com]

Phelps has been a nutcase for a very long time. There are documentaries about him being a nutcase. He is so completely filled with hate that it's almost incomprehensibly disturbing. And... well, yes there are some people who listen to that guy. It's a very small group, but it exists. Of course, some of them have been beaten into listening to him. But he does seem to be getting crazier and more incoherent as time goes on, possibly because it takes more and more to get him news coverage. At this point, no one's really covering him protesting at soldiers' funerals any more.

[muimi07.livejournal.com]

"If two shall gather in His name, they will fight."

So. True.

And Phelps... won't he be surprised when he buys it, eh?

[dudemungus.livejournal.com]

That's some scary stuff. My opinions on Fallwell aren't exactly charitable, but yikes!

[nagasvoice.livejournal.com]

Your mamma was so right.
I'm afraid I was so uncharitable as to say, Well, Hell got a little bit hotter that night.

[bigbigtruck.livejournal.com]

WHY IS HE NOT DEAD YET

[kyburg.livejournal.com]

Soon Henry. Soon.