Something so awful it must be shared.

[kyburg]

The Cake Wrecks of Dog Grooming. A quick sample?



Yup. I'm out.

Comments

[relevantpink.livejournal.com]

No... No! Poor Cindy!!

*very distressed*

[juan70x.livejournal.com]

Oh crap, is that meant to look like a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle?

[shirasade]

My eyes, my eyes! (That poor dog...)

[lackofgravitas.livejournal.com]

*whimper*

Cindy makes quite a convincing camel though, I must say.

[snobahr.livejournal.com]

We had a standard poodle while I was growing up. He never would have sat still for that sort of indignity. Bleyurg.

[kyburg.livejournal.com]

HAY. You coming out Christmas Eve? I need to road-test the childproofing and get last-minute thwacks to the head suggestions where I might not have gotten it right. eVite sent, but not read yet -

[snobahr.livejournal.com]

Hrm. eVite not received on my end! snobahr at gmail dot com? We're planning on coming out, christmas eve!

[singingpatient.livejournal.com]

at what point is this labeled abuse?

[dame-of-dames.livejournal.com]

OMG. That poor dog. What...what was his owner thinking?!?

[lupaloo.livejournal.com]

Google creative grooming images if you really want to be horrified and entertained.

As a groomer, I'm so sorry. We do it for sport. The poodles have to be groomed anyway and they tend to be "anything for a laugh" dogs so I've never known one to mind. They seem to love the extra attention.

Still. That one is over the top.

[muimi07.livejournal.com]

THAT POOR DOG. I mean, I mock my own pup on a regular basis but this is just mean.

[makeitepic.livejournal.com]

D:

[moropus.livejournal.com]

Lucky those dogs don't kill somebody in their sleep. But mine let me dress him up as Obi-Wan Kenobi so I can't complain much. (It was a dog bathrobe. I dyed it black and stuck a toy light saber on his back. No there are no photos. I wasn't about to have evidence laying around.)

[moropus.livejournal.com]

(I got a long black robe and became other Jedi.)

[simgaroop.livejournal.com]

WTF?! It took me a few seconds to realize that's a REAL dog and not the ugliest toy ever made.

Poor, poor animal...

[n6vfp.livejournal.com]

Has the Humane Society been notified? This is animal cruelty.

[kyburg.livejournal.com]

Yucca Valley. What would you wager they already know, and condone the practice? Because they'd have to certify the 'competitions' - wouldn't they?

[n6vfp.livejournal.com]

Yucca Valley? No wonder this is allowed.. that place has always been weird.

[ionotter.livejournal.com]

Well, based on what I know of dog mentality, they're probably thrilled to death with all the attention they're getting. And because poodles grow fur so fast, it won't last long, so it's not like its permanent or anything.

Now, as for the owner? They win the Internet. Totally. EDIT: Oh, WAIT! That's not the owner, that's the groomer! After looking at the other dogs, I don't think I like this one at all. Nice try, but the others were awesome!

[sekl.livejournal.com]

What made her wake up one day and say "Yes! Teenage Mutant Ninja Poodle?" I mean my seven year old might, but that's why we don't have a dog yet.