Was eaten whole by the Overbook Fairy, starting Saturday.
We tried to do the Chinese Food Festival. We got there, picked up
caitlin at LA Union at nine or so (aimed for 8:30, failed miserably, should have gotten a clue then) and hit Nick's for breakfast.
Then we tried to do the festival. Folks, when it's 102 in Torrance, and you go further inland, it gets hotter. Then try to do something in a place that 100% concrete. Even under the tents, we were dying.
We used up our tickets and split, taking
caitlin with us.
Going home, stepping into a house that was 87 inside, it was much cooler than where we had been, but still uncomfortable - and by now, all of us were showing signs of Too Much HOT at one time. Jim was determined to show Pulp Fiction to
caitlin - me, I went back into the office where there was a tiny breeze and sat on the computer. Now we're working rude as well as hot and overbooked.
I took a look at Jim about 2:30, decided I felt worse than he looked, and he looked like a boiled lobster and called
catsonmars to bow out of the plans we had made for Saturday night. I left a voicemail. Now that was my first mistake - should have followed it up, but after the movie was over, we went out to Souplantation, fed the three of us and Jim took
caitlin back to the MTA station.
Me? Died. Fell dead to the world asleep for two hours.
When I woke up, and got up to get something from the kitchen, my bag started ringing. A call finally had gotten through while I was awake, and I had to apologize and explain to
catsonmars what had happen, and sound immensely lame in the process.
Then I looked at the call log.
24 calls unanswered. 4 notifications. (I can't text back. Phone doesn't support it.)
Jim's awake. He never heard the phone ring.
It looks like someone never got the voicemail. I hate cell phone voicemail. It really is hit or miss on the best days.
So not only did I feel physically like two sacks of wet crap, I had treated someone who was doing me a really nice favor like three sacks of wet crap.
Hate the Overbook Fairy. Hate her like my bank.
Some people get to have a real bad guy for a nemesis. Me, I have the Overbook Fairy, born at Disneyland and raised on the 405 freeway. At rush hour.
She looks like Tinkerbell, a bit. Add 200 lbs, a pair of bifocals and a sneer. She sleeps on Thomas Guides, and eats the Calendar section of the Los Angeles Times with her cornflakes in the mornings. Ticketmaster pays HER. She's everyone's Auntie Mame - except she never does anything. She just arranges for you to do everything. All the time. And it all sounds good, worse.
She
loves to find me things to do. All at once. And just when my better sense kicks in, she sidles up to me and whispers in my ear "you know you wanna do it. And if you don't do it NOW, you never will, sweetiecakes. You know it."
That's how I committed myself to a schedule on Saturday, fondly known as the Bataan Death March by Jim. (Thanks.) And fell down on my face trying it in heat that couldn't be escaped, let alone dealt with. (I was getting concerned when I discovered the Chinese Food Festival didn't have a single First-Aid station. Not one. This is a recipe for disaster. It was hot sitting on all that concrete, and they were charging $4 a bottle for water at the script stands. You could waltz over to the bakery and get the same bottle for a dollar, but still.) We left after less than two hours. And really, really
paid for it.
Worse, my friends paid more than I did.
I have some serious karma to repay.
Sunday? I did the housework. And not much else. Oh, I took dinner to Jim at work because he worked a late shift to get the next weekend clear. It's only fair - he worked so I could have him to help me move kittens to
riverheart's next weekend.
Yes, I am still overbooked. But at least now, I won't book anything else.
Dumbass of the week. Gomen nasai.
I really, really do know better.
But I have this nemesis, y'see. Some people have muses. Lucky bitches.