Okay. Entertain me.

[kyburg]

Everyone has leftovers. Yes, even you. I saw what you hid there.

Eggnog. It has been both the boon and the bane of the season. Time to wave it adieu for another season.

Entertain me. Tell me what Skippy is NOT allowed to do with the eggnog. I'll start.

1. Skippy may NOT use eggnog as a substitute for milk when making the mashed potatoes.

Go for it. Make me proud.

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I love Skippy

[moropus.livejournal.com]

Skippy may not use eggnog to egg anyone's car.
Skippy may not give eggnog to the cat in place of milk.
Skippy may not freeze eggnog and use it to make small snowmen.
Skippy may not freeze eggnog and use it for snowballs.
Skippy may not give eggnog to minors.
Skippy may not use eggnog as a milk substitute in baked goods. There is no such thing as an eggnog cookie.
Skippy may not put eggnog in his super soaker.
Skippy may not try to collect enough eggnog to reenact milk baths.
Skippy may not use eggnog for any sexual purpose.
Skippy may not use eggnog to write his name in the snow.