First volley back -

[kyburg]

Dear kyburg:

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DISH Network ecare
Pine Brook
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Pine Brook where exactly? *snerks*

I DIDN'T DO IIIIIIIT.

Comments

[kynn.livejournal.com]

"Thanks for writing, please go away. We appreciate your business!"

[rin-o.livejournal.com]

alternatly:
"thank you for bringing this problem to our attention. please go fix it yourself, as we do not care about such matters. we understand that you'd have to pay more if you chose our competitors, so we appreciate your continued payment!"

also, points for giving an "address" that reads like "down by the creek, near the forked birch tree"

[tomlemos.livejournal.com]

the only one I know of is in New Jersey.

[lesliepear.livejournal.com]

Badam M. looks Indian. Although there are some areas with a large Indian population near Pine Brook, NJ.