What I want for Christmas -

[kyburg]

1. I want you to stop smoking. Yes, for good.*
2. A utilikilt. Yes, I understand this is cross-dressing. So what.
3. I just got an iPod for my birthday, so I am now open to all the after market stuff. Surprise me.
4. I'd love one of your holiday mixtapes.
5. You. Yes, I want you - can we get together soon?
6. Hang on until Groundhog Day - I'm sure I can think of something.
7. Cake is good. So is pie.
8. Um.
9. Yeah.
10. Um, bath fizzies?

So there you have it -

*I grew up in hospitals. Every single one I met with a family bedside asking the nurse to turn up the oxygen when it couldn't go any higher? Thought it was all bunk too. Please stop smoking - cancer is just the first thing on a long, long list of things that go wrong when you do. Teeny print. Teeny-weeny print, long as you are tall, wider than the sea. You won't be the lucky one - trust me on this.

I think advent this year is going to be videos - there certainly seem to be enough of the awesome for it. Anyone object?

Comments

[jimkeller.livejournal.com]

2. A utilikilt. Yes, I understand this is cross-dressing. So what.

My husband adores his. And you'd hardly be the first woman to cross-dress in one.

[drlaurac.livejournal.com]

Then so are pants!

[kyburg.livejournal.com]

Yes, yes they are and proud I am to wear them! Cross what?

[lesliepear.livejournal.com]

I so agree with #1!

[luscious-purple.livejournal.com]

I never started smoking to begin with.

[kyburg.livejournal.com]

Make me a music mix disc, then. I'd like it - promise.