kyburg | Tweets for Today

01:23 Expressing your ideas about intimacy and actually being intima... More for Scorpio t.co/KMt1X0Sw #
08:24 @bigbigtruck Profit center ahoy! Pirates. Jeez. #
08:32 @sheepseatingme I had a gratin explode on me the same way. Christmas Eve Open House and everything. KA-BLAMMO. I cried. #
08:33 @sheepseatingme Then I turned the oven off, let everything cool down and got out the beach towels. The old ones I could throw away. #
08:33 @sheepseatingme Just wrapped everything up in them and pitcherooed. #
08:37 In case anyone wonders - I've been firmly against any kind of capital punishment via the penal system since I can remember. No sense. #
08:37 It's wrong with they do it, but right when you do it? Come on, that doesn't even make sense when you're talking about spankings. #
08:39 But nobody asked me. Nobody gave me that decision to make. And my answer won't change when you ask me about it again. #TroyDavis #sad #
08:40 And I will probably never sit a jury for a capital case because could I ever decide for the death penalty. No. Not ever. #
16:10 @seananmcguire Because then, the fun would be over! Yes. Oh very yes yes. #
16:11 @thatwordgrrl It's a tweet! #