FUCK ME

Mar. 6th, 2003 10:03 am
kyburg: (smack)
[personal profile] kyburg
Go ahead. Everyone has had a turn.

Something the loan agent said the other day stuck in my head this morning - she hadn't gotten the VA certificate for the loan we were planning to do. No certificate, no loan. Takes 30 days to get, normally.

I thought she had gotten it six months ago when we put the house on the market. That she knew and had verified that we qualified for that kind of financing.

No, she hadn't done it. So I called the VA on the cell phone driving in this morning.

WORDS OF ADVICE/WARNING

Never trust someone to do government paperwork for you. Particularly when it pertains to if you have a place to live or not.

We don't qualify for this VA certificate. We can't do the financing method we've been basing all our calculations on. We may have to pull out of the deal we've already done in selling the house and risk being sued. We may not be able to buy at all.

Nice thing, cell phones.

The loan officer has already called me back and told me why she didn't apply for the certificate. We weren't looking to buy yet. Our house hadn't sold yet.

Bitch, you were supposed to verify that we could finance - wouldn't confirming that we qualify fall under that category?!

Back to square one on conventional, and with our credit histories, we stand to get reamed, if they'll allow us to give them a chance to.

Welcome back to townhouse living. Or renting.

Fuck me. Just do it and get it over with.

Date: 2003-03-06 11:32 am (UTC)
ext_4917: (Default)
From: [identity profile] hobbitblue.livejournal.com
Hang on, didn't the fact you were *selling the roof over your head* kind of indicate some vague intention to buy a house to replace it?

*hugs and a large pointy stick for application to the tender parts of complete assholes*

Date: 2003-03-06 11:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] machineplay.livejournal.com
Have you got a lawyer? Because they come in handy for these things.

Date: 2003-03-06 12:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] riverheart.livejournal.com
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.

As [livejournal.com profile] manhattan suggests, perhaps a lawyer would come in handy.

Hugs, sympathy, concern, and "come out all right anyway" mojo coming your way.

I know a guy...

Date: 2003-03-06 02:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] azuli.livejournal.com
So... lawyer... yep. On a side note, you wan me to go punch out some schmuck financial dork? I can make it look like an accidink. Mwahahahaha... For you, Baby, and the hubby.

XO

Date: 2003-03-06 07:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] 2stars4arms.livejournal.com
I'm sorry. :(

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