Barking Like Seals Here -

[kyburg]

This day is rapidly heading for oblivion - tell me it's going to be soon, okay?

I am officially OUT of the things I prefer to blow my nose with. You know the list.

You run out of the nice Puffs tissues, the ones designed for someone snurfling their way through life? Right, you take it down a notch to the regular stuff.

Then, out of that, you switch to paper napkins.

Then, you steal a roll of toilet paper and hide it in your desk.

Then...then you hit up the paper towels. Yes, you do. Oh, the agony.

You can guess where I am on that list. That, and I am barking like a baby seal. Someone, club me now. Please. I won't hear you coming.

Honest.