Hello there -
Jul. 14th, 2004 08:58 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
kyburgYes, it's so nifty Jim works for a union. And it has benefits that go with paying those dues every paycheck!
Like, oh, "free" AD&D insurance.
The agents just left.
Every time I do this, I am sternly reminded that I know More Than I Should about these things...have done them way too often...and that I have not had the Normal Life Experiences for someone my age.
But hey, share the love. Who's going to turn down free coverage? Best part? They're allowing us to give it to three people in addition to ourselves.
No additional cost. To them, or us. (![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
silverkun, ceolyn, you're two of the three - if they ask you to upgrade, tell them no and then tell me so I can kick their asses. I will, too.)
Nobody in their early 40's should know everything there is to know about cashing in a life insurance policy. Or how long COBRA lasts - unless you qualify for Medicare - or what plans are available to cover your ass when NOTHING ELSE WILL...~*DOOOM*~
Bitch, please. Don't try to sell me a permanent policy that will only have $2,500 in additional value at maturity. I could do better leaving it in the bank, thank you please drive though now plzkthx. Or just spending those premiums on - gee - plane tickets or suchlike. La Vida LOCA!!!!
Dearlings, it's $1,000 if someone kills your on the freeway. For nothing.
Oh, if you don't count an evening of hearing about actuarial tables and kaka. They were sweet, too.
But I didn't do anything else this evening. I COULD HAVE BEEN WRITING SMUT DAMMIT.
Or attacking the office like I wanted.
Oh, and if you're not readingtheferrett, shame on you.
Like, oh, "free" AD&D insurance.
The agents just left.
Every time I do this, I am sternly reminded that I know More Than I Should about these things...have done them way too often...and that I have not had the Normal Life Experiences for someone my age.
But hey, share the love. Who's going to turn down free coverage? Best part? They're allowing us to give it to three people in addition to ourselves.
No additional cost. To them, or us. (
silverkun, ceolyn, you're two of the three - if they ask you to upgrade, tell them no and then tell me so I can kick their asses. I will, too.) Nobody in their early 40's should know everything there is to know about cashing in a life insurance policy. Or how long COBRA lasts - unless you qualify for Medicare - or what plans are available to cover your ass when NOTHING ELSE WILL...~*DOOOM*~
Bitch, please. Don't try to sell me a permanent policy that will only have $2,500 in additional value at maturity. I could do better leaving it in the bank, thank you please drive though now plzkthx. Or just spending those premiums on - gee - plane tickets or suchlike. La Vida LOCA!!!!
Dearlings, it's $1,000 if someone kills your on the freeway. For nothing.
Oh, if you don't count an evening of hearing about actuarial tables and kaka. They were sweet, too.
But I didn't do anything else this evening. I COULD HAVE BEEN WRITING SMUT DAMMIT.
Or attacking the office like I wanted.
Oh, and if you're not reading
theferrett, shame on you.
