kyburg | Horriblescope

Of all twelve signs, yours is the most famous for its willingness to do whatever it takes when someone you love needs you. An individual who fits just that description has been tossing hints your way for a while now, and you've been trying to find a happy medium between keeping their secret and enlisting others to come to your mutual aid. As usual, you can pull it off, but you may need to tell the parties you're pulling in a bit more than you'd like to. Trust your instincts.

*spit take*

Heh. Suuuuure.

As. If.