Two cents, and that's all it's worth

Fanime + Memorial Day = teh stupid.

Honest. Even I'm going to Baycon, given the opportunity.

If I were them, I'd really think it over one more time.

Two cents, and that's all it's worth

Fanime + Memorial Day = teh stupid.

Honest. Even I'm going to Baycon, given the opportunity.

If I were them, I'd really think it over one more time.

Two cents, and that's all it's worth

Fanime + Memorial Day = teh stupid.

Honest. Even I'm going to Baycon, given the opportunity.

If I were them, I'd really think it over one more time.

Barking Like Seals Here -

This day is rapidly heading for oblivion - tell me it's going to be soon, okay?

I am officially OUT of the things I prefer to blow my nose with. You know the list.

You run out of the nice Puffs tissues, the ones designed for someone snurfling their way through life? Right, you take it down a notch to the regular stuff.

Then, out of that, you switch to paper napkins.

Then, you steal a roll of toilet paper and hide it in your desk.

Then...then you hit up the paper towels. Yes, you do. Oh, the agony.

You can guess where I am on that list. That, and I am barking like a baby seal. Someone, club me now. Please. I won't hear you coming.

Honest.

Barking Like Seals Here -

This day is rapidly heading for oblivion - tell me it's going to be soon, okay?

I am officially OUT of the things I prefer to blow my nose with. You know the list.

You run out of the nice Puffs tissues, the ones designed for someone snurfling their way through life? Right, you take it down a notch to the regular stuff.

Then, out of that, you switch to paper napkins.

Then, you steal a roll of toilet paper and hide it in your desk.

Then...then you hit up the paper towels. Yes, you do. Oh, the agony.

You can guess where I am on that list. That, and I am barking like a baby seal. Someone, club me now. Please. I won't hear you coming.

Honest.

Barking Like Seals Here -

This day is rapidly heading for oblivion - tell me it's going to be soon, okay?

I am officially OUT of the things I prefer to blow my nose with. You know the list.

You run out of the nice Puffs tissues, the ones designed for someone snurfling their way through life? Right, you take it down a notch to the regular stuff.

Then, out of that, you switch to paper napkins.

Then, you steal a roll of toilet paper and hide it in your desk.

Then...then you hit up the paper towels. Yes, you do. Oh, the agony.

You can guess where I am on that list. That, and I am barking like a baby seal. Someone, club me now. Please. I won't hear you coming.

Honest.

Because I have no morals whatsoever -

Okay, cuteness over. Go about your business.

(Thanks, bigbigtruck....)

Because I have no morals whatsoever -

Okay, cuteness over. Go about your business.

(Thanks, bigbigtruck....)

Because I have no morals whatsoever -

Okay, cuteness over. Go about your business.

(Thanks, bigbigtruck....)

...Judaaaas Priest!

Carnie Wilson does a Playboy spread and all they want to talk about is how they jacked up the photos to make her look good - my goodness, she looks wonderful. Photoshop, smotoshop - she's not a Barbie doll and she looks pretty cool, far as this completely straight kiddo can tell.

My friend jacqui posted this - the comments were over 90 and climbing last time I looked. Good grief.

And this reminds me that I haven't done my essay on tit envy yet. I haven't forgotten. Summer is coming - it'll get here. Was watching Discovery Health Network last night and got my first look at a 34K - lady was having breast reduction surgery and they were doing a documentary on plastic surgery. 34. K. On a good day, I'm a 38B. That's a good day - the jury is still out on whether or not I'm still an A cup. I wear whatever sports bra isn't worn totally out. No, I can't support a pencil under my breasts. Yes, I still wear a bra.

And I am so glad I'm not a 34K. Holy chrome. +10 rack, my ass.

...Judaaaas Priest!

Carnie Wilson does a Playboy spread and all they want to talk about is how they jacked up the photos to make her look good - my goodness, she looks wonderful. Photoshop, smotoshop - she's not a Barbie doll and she looks pretty cool, far as this completely straight kiddo can tell.

My friend jacqui posted this - the comments were over 90 and climbing last time I looked. Good grief.

And this reminds me that I haven't done my essay on tit envy yet. I haven't forgotten. Summer is coming - it'll get here. Was watching Discovery Health Network last night and got my first look at a 34K - lady was having breast reduction surgery and they were doing a documentary on plastic surgery. 34. K. On a good day, I'm a 38B. That's a good day - the jury is still out on whether or not I'm still an A cup. I wear whatever sports bra isn't worn totally out. No, I can't support a pencil under my breasts. Yes, I still wear a bra.

And I am so glad I'm not a 34K. Holy chrome. +10 rack, my ass.

...Judaaaas Priest!

Carnie Wilson does a Playboy spread and all they want to talk about is how they jacked up the photos to make her look good - my goodness, she looks wonderful. Photoshop, smotoshop - she's not a Barbie doll and she looks pretty cool, far as this completely straight kiddo can tell.

My friend jacqui posted this - the comments were over 90 and climbing last time I looked. Good grief.

And this reminds me that I haven't done my essay on tit envy yet. I haven't forgotten. Summer is coming - it'll get here. Was watching Discovery Health Network last night and got my first look at a 34K - lady was having breast reduction surgery and they were doing a documentary on plastic surgery. 34. K. On a good day, I'm a 38B. That's a good day - the jury is still out on whether or not I'm still an A cup. I wear whatever sports bra isn't worn totally out. No, I can't support a pencil under my breasts. Yes, I still wear a bra.

And I am so glad I'm not a 34K. Holy chrome. +10 rack, my ass.